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Easter egg for Curse of Monkey Island, The The Curse of Monkey Island integrates itself with the Windows clock. On Plunder Island, the clock in Puerto Pullo chimes accurately on every hour and half hour. In addition, having Guybrush look at the clock gives you an accurate (and humorous) time of day, to the second. The Curse of Monkey Island integrates itself with the Windows clock. On Plunder Island, the clock in Puerto Pullo chimes accurately on every hour and half hour. In addition, having Guybrush look at the clock gives you an accurate (and humorous) time of day, to the second. Top of page \|

FAQ for Curse of Monkey Island, The The Curse of Monkey Island MiniFAQ Insult Swordfighting Part 1: Version Info Part 2: Ship to Ship Combat Part 3: Normal Insults Part 4: Rottingham Insults Part 5: Credits [if you want to use this FAQ for your website, email me at sithlord984@hotmail.com] Part 1- Version Info 1.0, 9/5/2000 started FAQ. Insults, responses done. Part 2- When you finish singing with your crew, its time to get to work. Talk to Haggis about easy fighting or hard fighting. If you choose to have it easy "I'd rather let you guys help me out" You will find it only takes one cannonball to knock the other ship out of the water. If you decide to have it hard. It will take many more cannonballs to knock them down. After you defeat a pirate using the insults below, its time to visit Plunder Bay where you upgrade your cannons from level one to ultimate firepower so you can fight Captain Rottingham by using the correct responses to his special insults. Part 3- Normal insults, use these when you are swordfighting against regular pirates Every enemy I've met I've annihilated! With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated. You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee. I look THAT much like your fiancée? Would you like to be buried or cremated? With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated. Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died! The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde. I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet. When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet! Killing you would be justifiable homicide. Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. En garde! Touché! Oh, that is so cliché! Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated! Too bad they're all fabricated. When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified. At least mine can be identified. You can't match my witty repartee. I could, if you would use some breath spray. I can't rest until you've been exterminated! Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated. You're the ugliest monster ever created. If you don't count all the ones you've dated. I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated. Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated! Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified. Is that your face? I thought it was your backside! I'll hound you night and day! Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay! Part 4- Against Captain Rottingham, respond correctly to his insults Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated! Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated. When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied! Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. Your lips look as they belong on the catch of the day! When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet! You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified! At least mine can be identified. Your looks would make pigs nauseated. If you don't count all the ones you've dated. My attacks have left entire islands depopulated! With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated. You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei. I look THAT much like your fiancée? My skills with a sword are highly venerated. Too bad they're all fabricated. You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey! Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay! I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated. Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated! I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated! With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated. Nothing can stop me from blowing you away! I could, if you would use some breath spray. I have never lost a mêlée! You would have, but you were always running away. Never before have I faced someone so sissified. Is that your face? I thought it was your backside! Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide! The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde. Your mother wears a toupee! Oh, that is so cliché! Part 5- Credits. Uh. me, Jerec for taking the time, to do this. Please dont use for commercial purposes. The Curse of Monkey Island MiniFAQ Insult Swordfighting Part 1: Version Info Part 2: Ship to Ship Combat Part 3: Normal Insults Part 4: Rottingham Insults Part 5: Credits [if you want to use this FAQ for your website, email me at sithlord984@hotmail.com] Part 1- Version Info 1.0, 9/5/2000 started FAQ. Insults, responses done. Part 2- When you finish singing with your crew, its time to get to work. Talk to Haggis about easy fighting or hard fighting. If you choose to have it easy "I'd rather let you guys help me out" You will find it only takes one cannonball to knock the other ship out of the water. If you decide to have it hard. It will take many more cannonballs to knock them down. After you defeat a pirate using the insults below, its time to visit Plunder Bay where you upgrade your cannons from level one to ultimate firepower so you can fight Captain Rottingham by using the correct responses to his special insults. Part 3- Normal insults, use these when you are swordfighting against regular pirates Every enemy I've met I've annihilated! With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated. You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee. I look THAT much like your fiancée? Would you like to be buried or cremated? With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated. Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died! The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde. I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet. When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet! Killing you would be justifiable homicide. Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. En garde! Touché! Oh, that is so cliché! Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated! Too bad they're all fabricated. When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified. At least mine can be identified. You can't match my witty repartee. I could, if you would use some breath spray. I can't rest until you've been exterminated! Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated. You're the ugliest monster ever created. If you don't count all the ones you've dated. I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated. Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated! Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified. Is that your face? I thought it was your backside! I'll hound you night and day! Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay! Part 4- Against Captain Rottingham, respond correctly to his insults Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated! Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated. When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied! Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. Your lips look as they belong on the catch of the day! When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet! You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified! At least mine can be identified. Your looks would make pigs nauseated. If you don't count all the ones you've dated. My attacks have left entire islands depopulated! With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated. You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei. I look THAT much like your fiancée? My skills with a sword are highly venerated. Too bad they're all fabricated. You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey! Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay! I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated. Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated! I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated! With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated. Nothing can stop me from blowing you away! I could, if you would use some breath spray. I have never lost a mêlée! You would have, but you were always running away. Never before have I faced someone so sissified. Is that your face? I thought it was your backside! Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide! The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde. Your mother wears a toupee! Oh, that is so cliché! Part 5- Credits. Uh. me, Jerec for taking the time, to do this. Please dont use for commercial purposes. Top of page \|

FAQ #2 for Curse of Monkey Island, The FAQ v1.00 Written by Starbuck starbuck@pip.com.au ------------------------------------------------------------------------ INTRODUCTION ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hi, I'm Starbuck. A few days ago, I was talking to a friend of mine and we got onto the subject of The Curse of Monkey Island. Naturally I had completed the game, and it's predecessors, but I felt an urge to do it again. The Monkey Island series housed three excellent games, and the first is where I am going to start my FAQ career. Questions, comments (especially comments) go to the above address. ======================================================================== CONTENTS: ======================================================================== - How to use this guide - A little background info and basic plot - Who is Guybrush Threepwood? - Part 1 - The three trials - Part 2 - The Journey - Part 3 - Under Monkey Island - Part 4 - Guybrush Kicks Butt - Insults and Swordplay - Disclaimer (I don't know who would want to steal this, but...) ======================================================================== HOW TO USE THIS GUIDE ======================================================================== Whenever you reach a new area, I will give a bit of description on that area. Then there will be numbered points on exactly what to do. Something like this (anything to be done that is fun, or funny, is marked with a ): 000. Open door to scumm bar 001. Walk to curtain . Talk to dog 002. Talk to important looking pirates ...and so on. Do some of the funny stuff, you will like it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A LITTLE BACKGROUND INFO AND BASIC PLOT ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Once upon and island named Melee, a swashbuckling pirate known as LeChuck, the most fearsome of all, fell in love with the Governor of the island, Elaine Marley, daughter of one of the four pirates to discover Big Whoop, a treasure in every pirates dreams. She rejected LeChuck, and told him to drop dead (which he promptly did). Now he wanders the scorching seas of hell as an undead warrior, and vows to return and marry Elaine, whether she likes it or not. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ WHO IS GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Guybrush Threepwood is a wannabe pirate, and, in the beginning, of little threat to LeChuck. He's wet behind the ears, inexperienced and clumsy. But he is determined, and he can hold his breath for ten minutes (sort of a running joke =). He comes to Melee to become a pirate, and must pass the three trials (Sword Mastery, Thievery and... er... Treasure Huntery) in order to do so. But once he learns of Elaine they develop a 'friendship' and he will do all he can to protect her. ======================================================================== PART 1 - The Three Trials ======================================================================== Welcome to Melee, an island of pirates. Have a chat to the lookout if you want, then head down past the cliff and to the docks. 000. Walk until you reach the Scumm Bar 001. Open the door of the Scumm Bar 002. Walk to the curtain . Talk to the dog 003. Talk to the Important looking pirates 004. Learn of the three trials 005. Open door on the right 006. Walk to curtain 007. Wait until the chef leaves 008. Walk in though the door 009. Pick up hunk of meat on table 010. Pick up pot under table 011. Walk out to the right 012. Step on the plank in the bottom right 013. Do it again 014. And again, the bird will fly up 015. Quickly pick up the fish 016. Leave the Scumm Bar --- You will an animation with LeChuck --- 017. Leave this place the same way you came in --- You are at the map screen --- 018. Go to the red/pink dot called Clearing 019. Walk into the tent 020. Keep talking 021. When given the option, say that you will shoot yourself from the cannon 022. When asked for a helmet, show the pot that you picked up 023. Receive 478 Pieces of Eight! 024. Leave the tent and the circus 025. Go back to the town with the Scumm Bar in it 026. Walk past the Scumm Bar and into the streets 027. Purchase a 'map' from the sneaky looking guy (this is useful) 028. Talk to the men of low moral fibre 029. When talking about the minutes, say you'll take some if they give you two pieces of eight . Keep touching the rat 030. Walk into the fortune tellers shop on the right 031. Pick up the chicken (not the dead ones) 032. Talk to the fortune teller (recommended) then leave 033. Go through the archway 034. Go into the first door you see 035. Pick up the sword at the back 036. Buy it 037. Pick up the shovel up the stairs 038. Buy it 039. Go to the alley to learn about Fester Shinetop 040. Go into the prison 041. Keep talking to the guy until he mentions halitosis 042. Go back to the shop and talk to the shop keeper to get breath mints 043. Ask to be taken to the Sword Master 044. The shopkeeper will leave; follow him 045. Follow him into the forest 046. Keep taking the twists and turns until you come to the Sword Master 047. This location is now on your map, so leave 048. Go to the house on the very right of the map 049. Knock on the door and keep saying you have what it takes 050. Get 'trained' 051. Learn about 'You fight like a dairy farmer' 052. OK, now what you have to do is wander around the island getting into sword fights. When you get into one, use insults that you do not know the answer to, and hopefully, the other guy will and you can learn the full insult. Hopefully he will say a new insult, which you then can repeat the cycle on. See the bottom for the list of all insults 053. When you think you have learned enough (there are 15) go to the Sword Master 054. Here you really do have to use your own wit. The insults are different, but all the responses are the same 055. You will receive a T-Shirt proving you beat her 056. Go back to the map screen 057. Go back into the forest 058. Now, go back to the fork 059. Look at your map/dance lessons. If the map says back, go to the entrance in the back. If it says left, go left and so on. 060. Pick up a yellow flower on the way 061. You'll come to an X. 062. Dig 063. You'll soon receive a T-Shirt 064. Leave the fork 065. Go to the village again 066. Go through it all the way until you reach the Governors Mansion 067. Use the yellow petal with the hunk of meat 068. Use the meat with condiment with the dogs 069. Go inside 070. Enter the door and watch the sequence. Funny! 071. Leave and go back to the prison 072. Give the breath mints to Otis 073. Give the gopher repellant to Otis 074. 'Open' the carrot cake he gives you to find a file 075. Go back into the mansion 076. Enter the hole in the wall and watch the next sequence 077. When confronted, say anything, it doesn't matter 078. You'll end up underwater 079. Pick up the idol 080. The governor has been kidnapped! 081. Talk to the lookout for a bit 082. Go into the Scumm Bar 083. Pick up all the mugs you can find 084. Fill up one mug with grog from the back room 085. Now quickly go to the prison, pouring the grog from one mug into another mug when the mug looks dirty 086. Use the mug full of grog on the lock 087. Get gipped by Otis 088. Go back to the Sword Masters house 089. She'll join you 090. Go to the island in the upper right of the map 091. Use the chicken on the cable 092. Talk to MeatHook . Insult him 093. Mention the governor and prove yourself 094. Go to the map (use the chicken again) 095. Go to the Lights (Stans) 096. Talk to him about the cheapest ship 097. When he mentions credit from the storekeeper, go to the store 098. Ask about a note and remember the safe code 099. Say some job you don't really have; he will put the note back 100. Memorise the sequence 101. Ask about the Sword Master; he will go away 102. Go get the note from the safe using Push and Pull 103. Go back to stans 104. See the cheap boat again 105. Keep saying 5000 pieces of eight and his price will go to 7500 106. Try to leave. Stan will tell you to come back (do so) 107. Keep saying 5000... eventually you'll be able to buy it 108. Go to the docks ------------------------------------------------------------------------ PART 2 - The journey ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 000. Talk to the crew 001. Go up the rope ladder 002. Pick up the Jolly Roger 003. Go back down and into the hatch 004. Go into the doorway 005. Open the cupboard 006. Pick up the cereal 007. Pick up the pot under the table 008. Open the cereal 009. Look at the prize; its really a small key 010. Go out the door and down the other hatch 011. Open the kegs on the left to get gunpowder 012. Pick up the rope 013. Open the chest in the bottom right 014. Get the fine wine 015. Go up the ladder 016. Go up the next ladder 017. Go in the door 018. Use the small key in the closet 019. Pick up the chest and open it 020. Get the cinnamon and the paper 021. Open the drawer and get the book 022. Read it 023. Pick up the ink 024. Pick up the feather 025. Go outside, down the hatch and through the door 026. Look at the piece of paper and put in all the ingredients... or just chuck everything in that you can find 027. You'll become unconcious; setting you off to monkey island! . Look at the cauldron 028. Use your business card with the fire 029. Go back to the cannon 030. Use the gunpowder with the cannon nozzle 031. Use the rope with the cannon 032. Use the flaming mass with the rope 033. Quickly use the pot 034. KABOOM! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ PART 3 - Under monkey island ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 000. Put yourself out 001. Read the notice on the tree 002. Pick up the banana 003. Go to the map screen --- This is monkey island --- 004. Go up and left and go to the beach 005. Pick up the memo and talk to Herman 006. Go back out to the map 007. Go to the river fork 008. Pick up the memo and the 'rock' (its actually a flint) 009. Go up the ladder 010. Pick up the note 011. Go up the next ladder . Go to the very right (funny funny funny!) 012. Push the rock (heh heh heh) 013. Keep moving the seesaw and pushing rocks until you have killed your ship and hit the banana tree 014. Leave this area and go to the beach on the right 015. Get the memo out of the bottle 016. Leave and go to the beach with the banana tree 017. Pick up the bananas 018. Go to the left hand screen and go to the fort 019. Pick up the spyglass 020. Push the cannon 021. Get rid of Herman 022. Pick up the gunpowder and the cannonball 023. Pick up the rope 024. Leave and go to the dam 025. Put the gunpowder in the dam 026. Use the flint withthe cannonball or the staple remover 027. Go to the pond 028. Pick up the rope 029. Leave and go to the crack 030. Use both ropes on the strong branch and sturdy stump 031. Pick up the oars 032. Go to the boat 033. Go up and right to the next screen 034. Land at the beach and pick up the note 035. Exit the beach and go to the huts 036. Take the bananas 037. Get captured . Say 'look behind you a three headed monkey' twice 038. You can't give them anything right now, so just accept your fate 039. You're in the 'prison' 040. Pick up the skull 041. Pick up the loose board under it 042. Exit . Keep getting caught and look at the door 043. Go to the rowboat and down one screen, then down another 044. Go to the beach here 045. You should have five bananas. Give them all to the monkey 046. He should 'look happy'. Then leave 047. The monkey will follow you. Go to the giant monkey head 048. Pull the totem nose 049. Try to enter the monkey head. The monkey will lend a hand 050. Enter the monkey grounds 051. Pick up the wimpiest looking idol *. Heheh, I only noticed it this time around, but check out the idol at the bottom of the screen (Sam and Max) 052. Leave and get caught by cannibals 053. Give them the idol 054. Go into the prison and pick up the banana picker 055. You'll see Herman on the way out; trade your picker for his 'key' 056. Go to the cannibal village again 057. Talk to the cannibals 058. When they tell you about their navigator head, question them 059. Give them the 'How to get ahead in navigating' leaflet 060. Get the grotty head 061. Leave and go to the big monkey head 062. Use the 'key' in its ear 063. Enter the catacombs 064. Pull out the head. Follow wherever it looks 065. Soon you'll get to LeChucks ghostly ship! 066. Talk to the navigator head 067. Keep begging to have the necklace 068. When you get it, use it 069. Walk onto the ship 070. Go down the hatch 071. Go through the passageway 072. Pick up a chicken, you'll get a feather 073. Go use the feather to tickle the ghost in the next room, you MUST put the pointer over his feet. Do it twice 074. Go out and to the door on the other side 075. Use Stans magnetic compass on the key 076. Walk out 077. Go to the hatch and open the hatch inside with the key 078. Put the jug o' grog into the rat dish 079. Grab some grease 080. Go back to the squeaky door and use the grease on it 081. Go in and get the ghost tools 082. Go down the hatch and into the next room and use the tools on the crate 083. Grab the voodoo root! 084. Go out and away 085. This whole part is just fun to play. Enjoy! You've (almost) done it! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ PART 4 - Guybrush kicks butt ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Well, thats it. There is nothing more except watching the ending (practically) so I'll let you do it, it's quite fun. Just make sure that when LeChuck is beating you up to use the vending machine and get the root beer to spray him. You've finished Monkey Island! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ INSULTS AND SWORDPLAY ------------------------------------------------------------------------ To master the sword you must master your wit. Here are the correct phrases and answers, marked I for insult and A for answer. In no particular order. I: You fight like a dairy farmer A: How appropriate, you fight like a cow I: This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur! A: And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? I: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kabob! A: First you better stop waving it like a feather duster I: You make me want to puke A: You make me think someone already did I: There are no words for how disgusting you are A: Yes there are, you just haven't learned them I: I once owned a dog that was smarter than you A: He must have taught you everything you know I: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? A: Why, did you want to borrow one? I: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood A: I'm glad to hear you got that job as janitor after all I: No one has ever drawn blood from me and no one ever will A: You run THAT fast I: I've heard you are a contemptible sneak A: To bad no ones ever heard of YOU at all I: I've spoken with apes more polite than you A: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion I: People fall at their feet when they see me coming A: Even BEFORE they smell your breath? I: You have the manners of a beggar A: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me I: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle A: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose ======================================================================== DISCLAIMER ======================================================================== Monkey Island, Guybrush Threepwood and all characters mentioned in this guide are legal properties of Lucasfilm and LucasArts. This FAQ may not be reproduced in any form in anyway other than electronically on a free web space domain with permission from me. This FAQ is now legally copyrighted by international law and can not be legally used without permission from its owner. - Starbuck, starbuck@pip.com.au FAQ v1.00 Written by Starbuck starbuck@pip.com.au ------------------------------------------------------------------------ INTRODUCTION ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hi, I'm Starbuck. A few days ago, I was talking to a friend of mine and we got onto the subject of The Curse of Monkey Island. Naturally I had completed the game, and it's predecessors, but I felt an urge to do it again. The Monkey Island series housed three excellent games, and the first is where I am going to start my FAQ career. Questions, comments (especially comments) go to the above address. ======================================================================== CONTENTS: ======================================================================== - How to use this guide - A little background info and basic plot - Who is Guybrush Threepwood? - Part 1 - The three trials - Part 2 - The Journey - Part 3 - Under Monkey Island - Part 4 - Guybrush Kicks Butt - Insults and Swordplay - Disclaimer (I don't know who would want to steal this, but...) ======================================================================== HOW TO USE THIS GUIDE ======================================================================== Whenever you reach a new area, I will give a bit of description on that area. Then there will be numbered points on exactly what to do. Something like this (anything to be done that is fun, or funny, is marked with a ): 000. Open door to scumm bar 001. Walk to curtain *. Talk to dog 002. Talk to important looking pirates ...and so on. Do some of the funny stuff, you will like it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A LITTLE BACKGROUND INFO AND BASIC PLOT ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Once upon and island named Melee, a swashbuckling pirate known as LeChuck, the most fearsome of all, fell in love with the Governor of the island, Elaine Marley, daughter of one of the four pirates to discover Big Whoop, a treasure in every pirates dreams. She rejected LeChuck, and told him to drop dead (which he promptly did). Now he wanders the scorching seas of hell as an undead warrior, and vows to return and marry Elaine, whether she likes it or not. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ WHO IS GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Guybrush Threepwood is a wannabe pirate, and, in the beginning, of little threat to LeChuck. He's wet behind the ears, inexperienced and clumsy. But he is determined, and he can hold his breath for ten minutes (sort of a running joke =). He comes to Melee to become a pirate, and must pass the three trials (Sword Mastery, Thievery and... er... Treasure Huntery) in order to do so. But once he learns of Elaine they develop a 'friendship' and he will do all he can to protect her. ======================================================================== PART 1 - The Three Trials ======================================================================== Welcome to Melee, an island of pirates. Have a chat to the lookout if you want, then head down past the cliff and to the docks. 000. Walk until you reach the Scumm Bar 001. Open the door of the Scumm Bar 002. Walk to the curtain . Talk to the dog 003. Talk to the Important looking pirates 004. Learn of the three trials 005. Open door on the right 006. Walk to curtain 007. Wait until the chef leaves 008. Walk in though the door 009. Pick up hunk of meat on table 010. Pick up pot under table 011. Walk out to the right 012. Step on the plank in the bottom right 013. Do it again 014. And again, the bird will fly up 015. Quickly pick up the fish 016. Leave the Scumm Bar --- You will an animation with LeChuck --- 017. Leave this place the same way you came in --- You are at the map screen --- 018. Go to the red/pink dot called Clearing 019. Walk into the tent 020. Keep talking 021. When given the option, say that you will shoot yourself from the cannon 022. When asked for a helmet, show the pot that you picked up 023. Receive 478 Pieces of Eight! 024. Leave the tent and the circus 025. Go back to the town with the Scumm Bar in it 026. Walk past the Scumm Bar and into the streets 027. Purchase a 'map' from the sneaky looking guy (this is useful) 028. Talk to the men of low moral fibre 029. When talking about the minutes, say you'll take some if they give you two pieces of eight . Keep touching the rat 030. Walk into the fortune tellers shop on the right 031. Pick up the chicken (not the dead ones) 032. Talk to the fortune teller (recommended) then leave 033. Go through the archway 034. Go into the first door you see 035. Pick up the sword at the back 036. Buy it 037. Pick up the shovel up the stairs 038. Buy it 039. Go to the alley to learn about Fester Shinetop 040. Go into the prison 041. Keep talking to the guy until he mentions halitosis 042. Go back to the shop and talk to the shop keeper to get breath mints 043. Ask to be taken to the Sword Master 044. The shopkeeper will leave; follow him 045. Follow him into the forest 046. Keep taking the twists and turns until you come to the Sword Master 047. This location is now on your map, so leave 048. Go to the house on the very right of the map 049. Knock on the door and keep saying you have what it takes 050. Get 'trained' 051. Learn about 'You fight like a dairy farmer' 052. OK, now what you have to do is wander around the island getting into sword fights. When you get into one, use insults that you do not know the answer to, and hopefully, the other guy will and you can learn the full insult. Hopefully he will say a new insult, which you then can repeat the cycle on. See the bottom for the list of all insults 053. When you think you have learned enough (there are 15) go to the Sword Master 054. Here you really do have to use your own wit. The insults are different, but all the responses are the same 055. You will receive a T-Shirt proving you beat her 056. Go back to the map screen 057. Go back into the forest 058. Now, go back to the fork 059. Look at your map/dance lessons. If the map says back, go to the entrance in the back. If it says left, go left and so on. 060. Pick up a yellow flower on the way 061. You'll come to an X. 062. Dig 063. You'll soon receive a T-Shirt 064. Leave the fork 065. Go to the village again 066. Go through it all the way until you reach the Governors Mansion 067. Use the yellow petal with the hunk of meat 068. Use the meat with condiment with the dogs 069. Go inside 070. Enter the door and watch the sequence. Funny! 071. Leave and go back to the prison 072. Give the breath mints to Otis 073. Give the gopher repellant to Otis 074. 'Open' the carrot cake he gives you to find a file 075. Go back into the mansion 076. Enter the hole in the wall and watch the next sequence 077. When confronted, say anything, it doesn't matter 078. You'll end up underwater 079. Pick up the idol 080. The governor has been kidnapped! 081. Talk to the lookout for a bit 082. Go into the Scumm Bar 083. Pick up all the mugs you can find 084. Fill up one mug with grog from the back room 085. Now quickly go to the prison, pouring the grog from one mug into another mug when the mug looks dirty 086. Use the mug full of grog on the lock 087. Get gipped by Otis 088. Go back to the Sword Masters house 089. She'll join you 090. Go to the island in the upper right of the map 091. Use the chicken on the cable 092. Talk to MeatHook . Insult him 093. Mention the governor and prove yourself 094. Go to the map (use the chicken again) 095. Go to the Lights (Stans) 096. Talk to him about the cheapest ship 097. When he mentions credit from the storekeeper, go to the store 098. Ask about a note and remember the safe code 099. Say some job you don't really have; he will put the note back 100. Memorise the sequence 101. Ask about the Sword Master; he will go away 102. Go get the note from the safe using Push and Pull 103. Go back to stans 104. See the cheap boat again 105. Keep saying 5000 pieces of eight and his price will go to 7500 106. Try to leave. Stan will tell you to come back (do so) 107. Keep saying 5000... eventually you'll be able to buy it 108. Go to the docks ------------------------------------------------------------------------ PART 2 - The journey ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 000. Talk to the crew 001. Go up the rope ladder 002. Pick up the Jolly Roger 003. Go back down and into the hatch 004. Go into the doorway 005. Open the cupboard 006. Pick up the cereal 007. Pick up the pot under the table 008. Open the cereal 009. Look at the prize; its really a small key 010. Go out the door and down the other hatch 011. Open the kegs on the left to get gunpowder 012. Pick up the rope 013. Open the chest in the bottom right 014. Get the fine wine 015. Go up the ladder 016. Go up the next ladder 017. Go in the door 018. Use the small key in the closet 019. Pick up the chest and open it 020. Get the cinnamon and the paper 021. Open the drawer and get the book 022. Read it 023. Pick up the ink 024. Pick up the feather 025. Go outside, down the hatch and through the door 026. Look at the piece of paper and put in all the ingredients... or just chuck everything in that you can find 027. You'll become unconcious; setting you off to monkey island! . Look at the cauldron 028. Use your business card with the fire 029. Go back to the cannon 030. Use the gunpowder with the cannon nozzle 031. Use the rope with the cannon 032. Use the flaming mass with the rope 033. Quickly use the pot 034. KABOOM! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ PART 3 - Under monkey island ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 000. Put yourself out 001. Read the notice on the tree 002. Pick up the banana 003. Go to the map screen --- This is monkey island --- 004. Go up and left and go to the beach 005. Pick up the memo and talk to Herman 006. Go back out to the map 007. Go to the river fork 008. Pick up the memo and the 'rock' (its actually a flint) 009. Go up the ladder 010. Pick up the note 011. Go up the next ladder . Go to the very right (funny funny funny!) 012. Push the rock (heh heh heh) 013. Keep moving the seesaw and pushing rocks until you have killed your ship and hit the banana tree 014. Leave this area and go to the beach on the right 015. Get the memo out of the bottle 016. Leave and go to the beach with the banana tree 017. Pick up the bananas 018. Go to the left hand screen and go to the fort 019. Pick up the spyglass 020. Push the cannon 021. Get rid of Herman 022. Pick up the gunpowder and the cannonball 023. Pick up the rope 024. Leave and go to the dam 025. Put the gunpowder in the dam 026. Use the flint withthe cannonball or the staple remover 027. Go to the pond 028. Pick up the rope 029. Leave and go to the crack 030. Use both ropes on the strong branch and sturdy stump 031. Pick up the oars 032. Go to the boat 033. Go up and right to the next screen 034. Land at the beach and pick up the note 035. Exit the beach and go to the huts 036. Take the bananas 037. Get captured . Say 'look behind you a three headed monkey' twice 038. You can't give them anything right now, so just accept your fate 039. You're in the 'prison' 040. Pick up the skull 041. Pick up the loose board under it 042. Exit . Keep getting caught and look at the door 043. Go to the rowboat and down one screen, then down another 044. Go to the beach here 045. You should have five bananas. Give them all to the monkey 046. He should 'look happy'. Then leave 047. The monkey will follow you. Go to the giant monkey head 048. Pull the totem nose 049. Try to enter the monkey head. The monkey will lend a hand 050. Enter the monkey grounds 051. Pick up the wimpiest looking idol **. Heheh, I only noticed it this time around, but check out the idol at the bottom of the screen (Sam and Max) 052. Leave and get caught by cannibals 053. Give them the idol 054. Go into the prison and pick up the banana picker 055. You'll see Herman on the way out; trade your picker for his 'key' 056. Go to the cannibal village again 057. Talk to the cannibals 058. When they tell you about their navigator head, question them 059. Give them the 'How to get ahead in navigating' leaflet 060. Get the grotty head 061. Leave and go to the big monkey head 062. Use the 'key' in its ear 063. Enter the catacombs 064. Pull out the head. Follow wherever it looks 065. Soon you'll get to LeChucks ghostly ship! 066. Talk to the navigator head 067. Keep begging to have the necklace 068. When you get it, use it 069. Walk onto the ship 070. Go down the hatch 071. Go through the passageway 072. Pick up a chicken, you'll get a feather 073. Go use the feather to tickle the ghost in the next room, you MUST put the pointer over his feet. Do it twice 074. Go out and to the door on the other side 075. Use Stans magnetic compass on the key 076. Walk out 077. Go to the hatch and open the hatch inside with the key 078. Put the jug o' grog into the rat dish 079. Grab some grease 080. Go back to the squeaky door and use the grease on it 081. Go in and get the ghost tools 082. Go down the hatch and into the next room and use the tools on the crate 083. Grab the voodoo root! 084. Go out and away 085. This whole part is just fun to play. Enjoy! You've (almost) done it! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ PART 4 - Guybrush kicks butt ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Well, thats it. There is nothing more except watching the ending (practically) so I'll let you do it, it's quite fun. Just make sure that when LeChuck is beating you up to use the vending machine and get the root beer to spray him. You've finished Monkey Island! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ INSULTS AND SWORDPLAY ------------------------------------------------------------------------ To master the sword you must master your wit. Here are the correct phrases and answers, marked I for insult and A for answer. In no particular order. I: You fight like a dairy farmer A: How appropriate, you fight like a cow I: This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur! A: And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? I: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kabob! A: First you better stop waving it like a feather duster I: You make me want to puke A: You make me think someone already did I: There are no words for how disgusting you are A: Yes there are, you just haven't learned them I: I once owned a dog that was smarter than you A: He must have taught you everything you know I: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? A: Why, did you want to borrow one? I: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood A: I'm glad to hear you got that job as janitor after all I: No one has ever drawn blood from me and no one ever will A: You run THAT fast I: I've heard you are a contemptible sneak A: To bad no ones ever heard of YOU at all I: I've spoken with apes more polite than you A: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion I: People fall at their feet when they see me coming A: Even BEFORE they smell your breath? I: You have the manners of a beggar A: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me I: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle A: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose ======================================================================== DISCLAIMER ======================================================================== Monkey Island, Guybrush Threepwood and all characters mentioned in this guide are legal properties of Lucasfilm and LucasArts. This FAQ may not be reproduced in any form in anyway other than electronically on a free web space domain with permission from me. This FAQ is now legally copyrighted by international law and can not be legally used without permission from its owner. - Starbuck, starbuck@pip.com.au Top of page \|

Hint for Curse of Monkey Island, The The Curse of Monkey Island <------------------------> - Challenges and Answers - - updated version - Guide by Mihai Bojin This guide is where it is for all people who couldn't get past those nasty sword quizes in which you had to answer right three times to beat the pirate up and bust up his "booty". I wrote here the questions, Captain Rotingham's questions and the answers. Every question has a number which is the same for the correct answer. At the beggining, Guybrush doesn't know only two challenges. The best way to find out challenges is to answer wrong one challenge the computer sais, and after he beats you up once, to challenge him again with the phrase you just found out. Eventually he'll know the answer. Captain Rotingham only challenges you. You don't get to challenge him. Answer him corectly a few times and he'll give you back the map. Good luck! < THE PHRASES > >----------< Challenges ---------- 1. Every enemy I've met I've annihilated! 2. You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee. 3. Killing you would be justifiable homicide! 4. You're the ugliest monster ever created! 5. I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet! 6. Would you like to be buried or cremated? 7. When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified. 8. I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated. 9. I have never seen such clumsy swordplay. 10. Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died! 11. I'll hound you night and day! 12. I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated! 13. En garde! Touche! 14. Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated. 15. Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified! 16. You can't match my witty repartee! Captain Rotingham's Challenges ------------------------------ 1. My attacks have left entire islands depopulated! 2. You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei. 3. When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied! 4. Your looks would make pigs nauseated. 5. Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day. 6. I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated! 7. You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified! 8. I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated. 9. I have never lost a melee! 10. Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide! 11. You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey! 12. Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated! 13. Your mother wears a toupee! 14. My skills with a sword are highly venerated. 15. Never before have I faced someone so sissified. 16. Nothing can stop me from blowing you away! Answers ------- 1. With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated. 2. I look THAT much like your fiancee? 3. Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. 4. If you don't count all the ones you've dated. 5. When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet. 6. With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated. 7. At least mine can be identified. 8. Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated. 9. You would have, but you were always running away. 10. The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde. 11. Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay! 12. Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated. 13. Oh, that is so cliche! 14. Too bad they're all fabricated. 15. Is that your face? I thought it was your backside. 16. I could, if you would use some breath spray. ><------------------------------------------------------------------>< <>------------------------------------------------------------------<> Guide by Mihai Bojin, Romania eMail: mihai@medaid.sbnet.ro The Curse of Monkey Island <------------------------> - Challenges and Answers - - updated version - Guide by Mihai Bojin This guide is where it is for all people who couldn't get past those nasty sword quizes in which you had to answer right three times to beat the pirate up and bust up his "booty". I wrote here the questions, Captain Rotingham's questions and the answers. Every question has a number which is the same for the correct answer. At the beggining, Guybrush doesn't know only two challenges. The best way to find out challenges is to answer wrong one challenge the computer sais, and after he beats you up once, to challenge him again with the phrase you just found out. Eventually he'll know the answer. Captain Rotingham only challenges you. You don't get to challenge him. Answer him corectly a few times and he'll give you back the map. Good luck! < THE PHRASES > >----------< Challenges ---------- 1. Every enemy I've met I've annihilated! 2. You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee. 3. Killing you would be justifiable homicide! 4. You're the ugliest monster ever created! 5. I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet! 6. Would you like to be buried or cremated? 7. When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified. 8. I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated. 9. I have never seen such clumsy swordplay. 10. Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died! 11. I'll hound you night and day! 12. I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated! 13. En garde! Touche! 14. Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated. 15. Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified! 16. You can't match my witty repartee! Captain Rotingham's Challenges ------------------------------ 1. My attacks have left entire islands depopulated! 2. You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei. 3. When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied! 4. Your looks would make pigs nauseated. 5. Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day. 6. I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated! 7. You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified! 8. I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated. 9. I have never lost a melee! 10. Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide! 11. You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey! 12. Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated! 13. Your mother wears a toupee! 14. My skills with a sword are highly venerated. 15. Never before have I faced someone so sissified. 16. Nothing can stop me from blowing you away! Answers ------- 1. With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated. 2. I look THAT much like your fiancee? 3. Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. 4. If you don't count all the ones you've dated. 5. When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet. 6. With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated. 7. At least mine can be identified. 8. Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated. 9. You would have, but you were always running away. 10. The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde. 11. Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay! 12. Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated. 13. Oh, that is so cliche! 14. Too bad they're all fabricated. 15. Is that your face? I thought it was your backside. 16. I could, if you would use some breath spray. ><------------------------------------------------------------------>< <>------------------------------------------------------------------<> Guide by Mihai Bojin, Romania eMail: mihai@medaid.sbnet.ro Top of page \|

Solution for Curse of Monkey Island, The Ïðèìå÷àíèå: ýòîò ñîëþøåí äëÿ îáû÷íîé âåðñèè MONKEY ISLAND, ò.å. Å äëÿ MEGA-MONKEY. Part 1: The Demise of the Zombie Pirate LeChuck Ãîâîðèòå ñ ìàëåíüêèì ïèðàòîì, ïîêà îí íå äàñò Âàì ïèðàòñêóþ ëèòåðàòóðó è íå íà÷íåò ïëàêàòü. Çàòåì âîçüìèòå åãî êðþê. Èñïîëüçóÿ ïóøêó, ïåðåñòðåëÿéòå ÂÑÅ ëîäêè. Âîçüìèòå ñî ñòåíû ïàëêó è ñêîìáèíèðóéòå åå ñ êðþêîì. Çàãëÿíèòå â îêíî è èñïîëüçóÿ ïàëêó ñ êðþêîì, âîçüìèòå ðóêó ñêåëåòà è ìå÷. Âîçâðàùàéòåñü â êîìíàòó è ïåðåðåæüòå âåðåâêó, êîòîðàÿ äåðæèò ïóøêó. Ñòðåëÿéòå èç ïóøêè. Â ñîêðîâèùíèöå áåðèòå ñóìêó è êîëüöî. Èñïîëüçóÿ êîëüöî, ðàçðåæüòå îêíî. Part 2: The Curse Gets Worse Âîçüìèòå ãîðÿùèé óãîëåê. Èäèòå â áîëîòî (swamp). Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ ÷åðåïêîì. Âîçüìèòå áóëàâêó èç êóêëû. Êóïèòå æâà÷êè (èñïîëüçóéòå äåíüãè íà àâòîìàòå ïî åå ïðîäàæå). Òîëêíèòå ÷ó÷åëî àëëèãàòîðà è ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Âóäó Ëåäè, ïîêà Âû íå îáíàðóæèòå ïðîïàæó Ýëýéí. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Âóäó Ëåäè åùå è èäèòå â Puerto Pollo. Èäèòå â òåàòð. Òàì âîçüìèòå ìîëü è ïåð÷àòêó ñ ïèðàòñêîãî ïëàùà. Âîçüìèòå âîëøåáíóþ ïàëî÷êó è èñïîëüçóéòå åå íà øëÿïó. Âîçüìèòå êíèãó è ïðî÷èòàéòå åå. Èäèòå íà ñöåíó è ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Êðîìâåëîì îáî âñåì. Âûõîäèòå èç òåàòðà è èäèòå â ïàðèêìàõåðñêóþ. Òàì ñ ïîëà âîçüìèòå jawbreaker. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñî âñåìè. Ïîëîæèòå ìîëü íà ðàñ÷åñêó êîãäà ïàðèêìàõåð ïîëîæèò åå. Ñàäèòåñü íà îñâîáîäèâøååñÿ êðåñëî è ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Õàãèñîì. Äåðíèòå îäèí ðàç çà ðû÷àã, è êîãäà Õàãèñ óéäåò, äåðãàéòå ðû÷àã, ïîêà íå îêàæèòåñü ó ñàìîãî ïîòîëêà. Âîçüìèòå íîæíèöû. Âûõîäèòå èç ïàðèêìàõåðñêîé è èäèòå â ñàä. Ñîðâèòå òàì ñ ïîìîùüþ íîæíèö öâåòîê. Èñïîëüçóéòå íîæíèöû íà êóñòû (undergrowth) è òåì ñàìûì îñâîáîäèòå ïðîõîä. Âàñ ñúåëà çìåÿ. Âîçüìèòå ó íåå èç æåëóäêà âñå,÷òî òîëüêî âîçìîæíî. Â èíâåíòîðèè èñïîëüçóéòå öâåòîê íà pancake syrup. Èñïîëüçóéòå ïîëó÷èâøèéñÿ ñèðîï íà ãîëîâó çìåè. Âû îêàçàëèñü â çûáó÷èõ ïåñêàõ. Â èíâåíòîðèè èñïîëüçóéòå âîçäóøíûé øàðèê íà paperweight. Òåïåðü ïîäóéòå íà øàðèê. Ñîðâèòå òðîñòíèê è øèï. Ñêîìáèíèðóéòå ýòè äâå âåùè. Ñòðåëÿéòå èç ïîëó÷èâøåéñÿ òðóáêè ïî øàðèêó. Èäèòå â Puerto Pollo è âîéäèòå ðåñòîðàí. Ïîêàæèòå õîçÿèíó ðåñòîðàíà reservation slip, êîòîðûé Âû âçÿëè èç çìåè. Òîëêíèòå ïîñèòèòåëÿ è âîçüìèòå ó íåãî èç ñïèíû íîæ. Òàêæå ñî ñòîëà âîçüìèòå êàðòî÷êó êëóáà. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ õîçÿèíîì è äàéòå åìó jawbreaker, à çàòåì æâà÷êó. Êîãäà îí íàäóåò ïóçûðü, ïðîòêíèòå åãî áóëàâêîé è âîçüìèòå çîëîòîé çóá. Èäèòå â ïðîõîä, êîòîðûé íàõîäèòñÿ ðÿäîì ñ òåàòðîì. Èäèòå íà õîëì è ïåðåðåæüòå ñ ïîìîùüþ íîæà íîæêó ïîäñòàâêè äëÿ áî÷êè. Èñïîëüçóéòå ãîðÿùèé óãîëåê íà ïðîòåêàþùåå âèíî. Èäèòå â ïàðèêìàõåðñêóþ. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Õàãèñîì è Âû âûèãðàåòå ó íåãî â èãðå ïî êèäàíèþ áðåâåí. Èäèòå ê Ýäâàðäó è óäàðüòå åãî ïåð÷àòêîé, òåì ñàìûì âûçîâèòå åãî íà äóýëü. Êîãäà îí ñêàæåò âûáðàòü îðóæèå, çàêðîéòå ñðåäíþþ êîðîáêó ñ ïèñòîëåòîì è âûáåðèòå áàíæî. Ïîâòîðÿéòå íîòû çà Ýäâàðäîì, à êîãäà îí ñòàíåò èãðàòü êàê ñóìàñøåäøèé, âîçüìèòå ïèñòîëåò è âûñòðåëèòå èì â áàíæî. Â ïàðèêìàõåðñêîé ïîãîâîðèòå ñ ïîñëåäíèì ïèðàòîì è ïîêàæèòå åìó çîëîòîé çóá. Âñå êîìàíäà íàáðàíà! Èäèòå íà ïëÿæ. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ cabana boy è ïîêàæèòå åìó êàðòî÷êó êëóáà. Âîçüìèòå òðè ïîëîòåíöà è íàìî÷èòå èõ â âåäðå äëÿ ëüäà. Èäèòå íàïðàâî. Ïîïðîáóéòå ïðîéòè ïî ïåñêó. Òåïåðü ïîëîæèòå ïîëîòåíöà íà ïåñîê è èäèòå ïî íèì. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ çàãîðàþùèì. Âîçüìèòå êðóæêó ó íåãî ñ æèâîòà. Èäèòå â Puerto Pollo, à òàì èäèòå ê ìàëåíüêîìó, ïèðàòó êîòîðûé ïðîäàåò ëèìîíàä. Çàêàæèòå ó íåãî ëèìîíàäà. Ïîìåíÿéòå ìåñòàìè êðóæêó, êîòîðóþ Âû âçÿëè ó çàãîðàþùåãî íà êðóæêó áåç äíà è çàêàæèòå åùå ëèìîíàäà. Âîçüìèòå ÷àéíèê è èñïîëüçóéòå åãî íà âåäðî ñ êðàñêîé ñïðàâà. Èäèòå íà ïëÿæ è âîçüìèòå ïîëîòåíöå. àìî÷èòå åãî è óäàðüòå èì cabana boy. Âîçüìèòå ìàñëî è èäèòå ê çàãîðàþùåìó. Äàéòå åìó êðóæêó áåç äíà âûëåéòå â íåå êðàñêó. Òåïåðü èñïîëüçóéòå ìàñëî íà êàðòó è âîçüìèòå åå. Èäèòå â Danjer Cove è èñïîëüçóéòå ëîäêó. Ïëûâèòå ê êîðàáëþ è çàáåðèòåñü íà íåãî. Ïèðàòû çàñòàâÿò Âàñ ïðîéòèñü ïî ïëàíêå è êîãäà Âû óïàäåòå, ðàñïèëèòå åå ñ ïîìîùüþ íîæà. Çàáåðèòåñü íà êîðàáëü ñíîâà è ñäåëàéòå, òàì ÷òî-íèáóäü. Èç Âàñ ñäåëàþò öûïëåíêà. Èäèòå â ðåñòîðàí, õîçÿèí óäàðèò Âàñ è Âû îêàæèòåñü â êîòëå. Â èíâåíòîðèè ïðî÷èòàéòå âñå êíèãè è èñïîëüçóéòå ventriloquism book íà LeChimp. Âîçüìèòå êàðòó ñîêðîâèù è ïîêèíüòå êîðàáëü ÷åðåç îêíî çà êîòëîì. Èäèòå â Puerto Pollo è ïîñìîòðèòå íà êàðòó. Èäèòå â òåàòð è ïîäíèìèòåñü íàâåðõ. àæìèòå íà ðû÷àã. Èñïîëüçóéòå chicken grease íà ïóøå÷íûå ÿäðà. Èäèòå íà ñöåíó è èñïîëüçóéòå ëîïàòó. Part 3: Three Sheets to the Wind Ïîéòå ñ ÷ëåíàìè ñâîåé êîìàíäû, ïîêà îíè íå ïðåêðàòÿò. Êîãäà Õàãèñ ñïðîñèò Âàñ îòâåòüå åìó, ÷òî Âû õîòèòå, ÷òîáû îíè Âàì ïîìîãàëè (òàê ëåã÷å). Ãëàâíàÿ çàäà÷à ýòîé ÷àñòè - ïîáåäèòü Captain Rottingham. Äëÿ ýòîãî íóæíî ïðîàïãðýéäèòü îðóæèå äî ìàêñèìóìà è íàó÷èòüñÿ õîðîøî äðàòüñÿ. À äëÿ ýòîãî íóæíî ãðîìèòü äðóãèå êîðàáëè, áîëåå ñëàáûå, è çàáèðàòü ñ íèõ ñîêðîâèùå. Ñàìà áèòâà ñ êîðàáëÿìè êàê áû ñîñòîèò èç äâóõ ÷àñòåé. Ïåðâàÿ - ýòî íåïîñðåäñòâåííî áèòâà ñ êîðàáëÿìè, òóò ïðîáëåì âîçíèêàòü íå äîëæíî ò.ê. âñå ïðîñòî. ×òîáû äâèãàòüñÿ ëåâàÿ êíîïêà ìûøè, ÷òîáû ñòðåëÿòü ïðàâàÿ. Âòîðàÿ ÷àñòü - ýòî äóýëü íà øïàãàõ. Çäåñü Âû äîëæíû ïåðåêèäûâàòüñÿ ôðàçàìè. Ãàéáðàø âíà÷àëå çíàåò î÷åíü ìàëî ôðàç, íî âî âðåìÿ äóýëè îí ó÷èòñÿ äðóãèì. Òàê ÷òî çàïîìèíàéòå ôðàçû è îòâåòû íà íèõ è ïðàêòèêóéòåñü ïîáîëüøå. ×òîáû àïãðýéäèòü îðóæèå - íóæíî ïðèïëûòü â Puerto Pollo è êóïèòü åãî ó ìàëåíüêîãî ïèðàòà. Êîãäà Âû êóïèòå ñàìîå ìîùíîå îðóæèå, òî ìîæåòå íàïàäàòü íà Captain Rottingham. Îí íå èñïîëüçóåò ñòàíäàðòíûå ôðàçû, òàê ÷òî Âàì ïðèäåòñÿ ïîäóìàòü, ÷òî îòâå÷àòü íà íèõ. Áîëüøå ÿ íè÷åì ïîìî÷ü íå ìîãó. Óäà÷è. Part 4: The Bartender, the Thieves, his Aunt, and her Lover Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Õàãèñîì îáî âñåì. Âîçüìèòå ñ ïåñêà áóòûëêó. Èäèòå íà êëàäáèùå. Èäèòå âíèç. Âîçüìèòå ìîëîòîê è íîæèê. Âîçüìèòå ñ ñîáàêè íåìíîãî øåðñòè è ó íåå èç ìèñêè êîñòè. Äàéòå èõ åé. Èäèòå â îòåëü è âõîäèòå â áàð. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ ãàäàëêîé è âîçüìèòå ïÿòü êàðò. Âîçüìèòå ñèäåíèå ó îäíîãî èç ñòóëüåâ, êíèãó ðåöåïòîâ è áðîøþðó. Ïðî÷èòàéòå êíèãó ðåöåïòîâ. Èäèòå â êëàäîâêó. Èñïîëüçóéòå íîæèê íà áîëüøóþ ãîëîâêó ñûðà è âîçüìèòå åãî íåìíîæêî. Âîçüìèòå ìàãíèò ñ õîëîäèëüíèêà. Èäèòå íà ïëÿæ. Ïîëîæèòå ñèäåíèå íà êàìíè ïîä äåðåâîì è óäàðüòå ìîëîòêîì äåðåâî. Âîçüìèòå ÿéöî. Èäèòå ê ìåëüíèöå è ñîðâèòå òàì ïåðåö. Èäèòå â áàð. Îòäàéòå áàðìåíó ÿéöî, øåðñòü è ïåðåö. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ íèì îáî âñåì. Çàêàæèòå ó íåãî ãðîãà. Â èíâåíòîðèè èñïîëüçóéòå íîæèê íà Head-B-Clear bottle. Âîçüìèòå áàíêó ñî ñòîéêè. Òåïåðü èñïîëüçóéòå Head-B-Clear bottle íà ãðîã. È âûïåéòå åãî. Òåïåðü Âû â ãðîáó. Èñïîëüçóéòå íîæèê íà ãðîá â êîòîðîì Âû íàõîäèòåñü, à çàòåì íà ãðîáå ïîñðåäèíå. Âîçüìèòå ãâîçäè ñî ñâîåãî ãðîáà. Âîçâðàùàéòåñü â áàð. Ïîäíèìàéòåñü íàâåðõ è èäèòå â çàêðûòóþ êîìíàòó. Èñïîëüçóéòå ìîëîòîê íà ãâîçäü â ñòåíå. Âîçüìèòå åãî ñ äðóãîé ñòîðîíû ñòåíû. Èäèòå â ñïàëüíþ. Îïóñòèòå êðîâàòü è ïðèáåéòå åå ÂÑÅÌÈ ãâîçäÿìè. Âîçüìèòå êíèãó ó ñêåëåòà è ïðî÷èòàéòå åå. Ñïóñêàéòåñü âíèç. Ïîãîâîðèòå îïÿòü ñ áàðìåíîì îáî âñåì. Çàêàæèòå ó íåãî íàïèòîê ñ çîíòèêîì, à çàòåì îïÿòü ãðîã. Èñïîëüçóéòå íà íåãî Head-B-Clear bottle è âûïåéòå ãðîã. Òåïåðü Âû â äðóãîé ãðîáíèöå. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ ïðèâåäåíèåì. Èäèòå íàëåâî è âîçüìèòå ñ ãðîáà ôîìêó. à Âàñ äîëæåí óïàñòü ÷åðåïîê - âîçüìèòå è åãî. Ïîñìîòðèòå íà òðåùèíó â ñòåíå è ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Ìîðòîì. Èñïîëüçóéòå ðóêó ñêåëåòà íà ëàìïó. Ïîëîæèòå ëàìïó íà coffin lid, à çàòåì èñïîëüçóéòå ÷åðåïîê íà ëàìïó. Âûõîäèòå èç ñêëåïà. Èäèòå â ïåðâûé ñêëåï è ïîãîâîðèòå ñî Ñòýíîì. Äàéòå åìó çîëîòîé çóá. Èäèòå â áàð, à çàòåì â êëàäîâêó. Âîçüìèòå òàì çàâåùàíèå. Âûõîäèòå èç êëàäîâêè è ïîäíèìàéòåñü íàâåðõ. Èäèòå â ñïàëüíþ. Èñïîëüçóéòå ôîìêó íà òðåùèíó â ñòåíå, à çàòåì íà êðîâàòü. Âîçüìèòå îïðàâó êîëüöà. Èäèòå ê Ñòýíó è îòäàéòå åìó çàâåùàíèå. Èäèòå â äåðåâíþ. Âîçüìèòå òàì block of tofu, auger è êðóæêó. Èäèòå ââåðõ è ïîãîâîðèòå ñ ëèìîííîãîëîâûì îáî âñåì. Â èíâåíòîðèè èñïîëüçóéòå auger íà block of tofu è îäåíüòå íà ñåáÿ ýòó ìàñêó. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ ëèìîííîãîëîâûì ñíîâà. Áðîñüòå â âóëêàí íåìíîãî ñûðà. Èäèòå â îòåëü. Áðîñüòå îñòàâøèéñÿ ñûð â êîòåë è Õàãèñ ðàçðåøèò âçÿòü Âàì æèäêîå ìûëî. Èäèòå ê ìåëüíèöå è âîéäèòå â íåå. àïîëíèòå èç áî÷êè êðóæêó è áàíêó ñàõàðíîé âîäîé. Â èíâåíòîðè èñïîëüçóéòå íîæèê íà êðûøêó èç-ïîä áàíêè. Èäèòå ê Ýëýéí. Ïîëîæèòå áàíêó ñ âîäîé íà ïåíü, è êîãäà ñâåòëÿ÷êè âëåòÿò â íåå, çàêðîéòå áàíêó. Èäèòå ê ìàÿêó. Ïîëîæèòå áàíêó ñî ñâåòëÿ÷êàìè íà òî ìåñòî, ãäå äîëæåí áûòü ôîíàðü. Èäèòå íà ïëÿæ. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ ëîäî÷íèêîì îáî âñåì. Â èíâåíòîðèè ïî÷èòàéòå ýíöèêëîïåäèþ, èñïîëüçóéòå ìàãíèò íà áóëàâêó, íàìàãíè÷åííóþ áóëàâêó íà ïðîáêó è ïðîáêó ñ áóëàâêîé íà ÷àøêó ñ âîäîé. Äàéòå êîìïàñ ëîäî÷íèêó. Âû îêàçàëèñü íà îñòðîâå ÷åðåïà. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ winch operatorîì è ïîïðîñèòå åãî, ÷òîáû îí îïóñòèë Âàñ âíèç. Êîãäà Âû áóäåòå ïàäàòü, ïðîñòî èñïîëüçóéòå çîíòèê. Ñêàæèòå áàíäèòàì, ÷òî ó Âàñ ìíîãî äåíåã è ñîãëàñèòåñü ñûãðàòü ñ íèìè â ïîêåð. Êîãäà Âàì ðàçäàäóò êàðòû, ïîêàæèòå ïÿòü êàðò ãàäàëêè. Èäèòå ê Ýëýéí. Èñïîëüçóéòå ìûëî íà êîëüöî ó Ýëýéí. Â èíâåíòîðèè èñïîëüçóéòå àëìàç ñ îïðàâîé. Îäåíüòå ýòî êîëüöî íà Ýëýéí. Part 5: Kiss of the Spider Monkey Ãîâîðèòå ñ Ëå×àêîì ïîêà îí íå ïðåâðàòèò Âàñ â ðåáåíêà. Îòêðîéòå äâåðü. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Dinghy Dog è Âû ìîæåòå âçÿòü ïðèç. Âîçüìèòå ÿêîðü ïîëîæèòå åãî â ïèðîã. Ïîïðîñèòå "êðûñó" âûñòðåëèòü. Èäèòå ÷åðåç âîðîòà, èñïîëüçóéòå äûðêó â ñòåíå è "êðûñà" âûñòðåëèò. Èäèòå ê Dinghy Dog è òîëêàéòå åå íåñêîëüêî ðàç, ïîêà îí Âàñ íå îáëèæåò. Èäèòå ê ïðîäàâöó è çàêàæèòå ó íåãî ìîðîæåíîå. Âîçüìèòå ó íåãî ïåðåö. Â èíâåíòîðèè èñïîëüçóéòå ïèðîæåíîå íà ìîðîæåíîå, ïîïåð÷èòå è ïîëîæèòå øåðñòü. Ñúåøòå ÝÒÎ. Part 6: Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again Âû êàòàåòåñü íà âàãîíåòêå. à ñöåíå ñ âåøàíèåì âîçüìèòå âåðåâêó, íà ñöåíå ñ êîðàáëåì áî÷êó ñ ïîðîõîì, íà ñöåíå ñ êàçíüþ Ãàéáðàøà ìàñëî. à ëåäÿíîé ñöåíå ïîäíèìàéòåñü íàâåðõ â èíâåíòîðèè èñïîëüçóéòå ìàñëî ñ âåðåâêîé, çàòåì ýòî ñ áî÷êîé ñ ïîðîõà. Ïîëîæèòå áîìáó ïîä ëàïó ëåäÿíîé ãîðèëëû è ñïóñêàéòåñü âíèç. Ïîäîæäèòå Ëå×àêà, è êîãäà îí ïîïûòàåòñÿ ñæå÷ü Âàñ, áðîñüòå åìó ïåðåö â ãëàçà. ÂÑÅ!!! Ïðèìå÷àíèå: ýòîò ñîëþøåí äëÿ îáû÷íîé âåðñèè MONKEY ISLAND, ò.å. Å äëÿ MEGA-MONKEY. Part 1: The Demise of the Zombie Pirate LeChuck Ãîâîðèòå ñ ìàëåíüêèì ïèðàòîì, ïîêà îí íå äàñò Âàì ïèðàòñêóþ ëèòåðàòóðó è íå íà÷íåò ïëàêàòü. Çàòåì âîçüìèòå åãî êðþê. Èñïîëüçóÿ ïóøêó, ïåðåñòðåëÿéòå ÂÑÅ ëîäêè. Âîçüìèòå ñî ñòåíû ïàëêó è ñêîìáèíèðóéòå åå ñ êðþêîì. Çàãëÿíèòå â îêíî è èñïîëüçóÿ ïàëêó ñ êðþêîì, âîçüìèòå ðóêó ñêåëåòà è ìå÷. Âîçâðàùàéòåñü â êîìíàòó è ïåðåðåæüòå âåðåâêó, êîòîðàÿ äåðæèò ïóøêó. Ñòðåëÿéòå èç ïóøêè. Â ñîêðîâèùíèöå áåðèòå ñóìêó è êîëüöî. Èñïîëüçóÿ êîëüöî, ðàçðåæüòå îêíî. Part 2: The Curse Gets Worse Âîçüìèòå ãîðÿùèé óãîëåê. Èäèòå â áîëîòî (swamp). Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ ÷åðåïêîì. Âîçüìèòå áóëàâêó èç êóêëû. Êóïèòå æâà÷êè (èñïîëüçóéòå äåíüãè íà àâòîìàòå ïî åå ïðîäàæå). Òîëêíèòå ÷ó÷åëî àëëèãàòîðà è ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Âóäó Ëåäè, ïîêà Âû íå îáíàðóæèòå ïðîïàæó Ýëýéí. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Âóäó Ëåäè åùå è èäèòå â Puerto Pollo. Èäèòå â òåàòð. Òàì âîçüìèòå ìîëü è ïåð÷àòêó ñ ïèðàòñêîãî ïëàùà. Âîçüìèòå âîëøåáíóþ ïàëî÷êó è èñïîëüçóéòå åå íà øëÿïó. Âîçüìèòå êíèãó è ïðî÷èòàéòå åå. Èäèòå íà ñöåíó è ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Êðîìâåëîì îáî âñåì. Âûõîäèòå èç òåàòðà è èäèòå â ïàðèêìàõåðñêóþ. Òàì ñ ïîëà âîçüìèòå jawbreaker. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñî âñåìè. Ïîëîæèòå ìîëü íà ðàñ÷åñêó êîãäà ïàðèêìàõåð ïîëîæèò åå. Ñàäèòåñü íà îñâîáîäèâøååñÿ êðåñëî è ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Õàãèñîì. Äåðíèòå îäèí ðàç çà ðû÷àã, è êîãäà Õàãèñ óéäåò, äåðãàéòå ðû÷àã, ïîêà íå îêàæèòåñü ó ñàìîãî ïîòîëêà. Âîçüìèòå íîæíèöû. Âûõîäèòå èç ïàðèêìàõåðñêîé è èäèòå â ñàä. Ñîðâèòå òàì ñ ïîìîùüþ íîæíèö öâåòîê. Èñïîëüçóéòå íîæíèöû íà êóñòû (undergrowth) è òåì ñàìûì îñâîáîäèòå ïðîõîä. Âàñ ñúåëà çìåÿ. Âîçüìèòå ó íåå èç æåëóäêà âñå,÷òî òîëüêî âîçìîæíî. Â èíâåíòîðèè èñïîëüçóéòå öâåòîê íà pancake syrup. Èñïîëüçóéòå ïîëó÷èâøèéñÿ ñèðîï íà ãîëîâó çìåè. Âû îêàçàëèñü â çûáó÷èõ ïåñêàõ. Â èíâåíòîðèè èñïîëüçóéòå âîçäóøíûé øàðèê íà paperweight. Òåïåðü ïîäóéòå íà øàðèê. Ñîðâèòå òðîñòíèê è øèï. Ñêîìáèíèðóéòå ýòè äâå âåùè. Ñòðåëÿéòå èç ïîëó÷èâøåéñÿ òðóáêè ïî øàðèêó. Èäèòå â Puerto Pollo è âîéäèòå ðåñòîðàí. Ïîêàæèòå õîçÿèíó ðåñòîðàíà reservation slip, êîòîðûé Âû âçÿëè èç çìåè. Òîëêíèòå ïîñèòèòåëÿ è âîçüìèòå ó íåãî èç ñïèíû íîæ. Òàêæå ñî ñòîëà âîçüìèòå êàðòî÷êó êëóáà. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ õîçÿèíîì è äàéòå åìó jawbreaker, à çàòåì æâà÷êó. Êîãäà îí íàäóåò ïóçûðü, ïðîòêíèòå åãî áóëàâêîé è âîçüìèòå çîëîòîé çóá. Èäèòå â ïðîõîä, êîòîðûé íàõîäèòñÿ ðÿäîì ñ òåàòðîì. Èäèòå íà õîëì è ïåðåðåæüòå ñ ïîìîùüþ íîæà íîæêó ïîäñòàâêè äëÿ áî÷êè. Èñïîëüçóéòå ãîðÿùèé óãîëåê íà ïðîòåêàþùåå âèíî. Èäèòå â ïàðèêìàõåðñêóþ. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Õàãèñîì è Âû âûèãðàåòå ó íåãî â èãðå ïî êèäàíèþ áðåâåí. Èäèòå ê Ýäâàðäó è óäàðüòå åãî ïåð÷àòêîé, òåì ñàìûì âûçîâèòå åãî íà äóýëü. Êîãäà îí ñêàæåò âûáðàòü îðóæèå, çàêðîéòå ñðåäíþþ êîðîáêó ñ ïèñòîëåòîì è âûáåðèòå áàíæî. Ïîâòîðÿéòå íîòû çà Ýäâàðäîì, à êîãäà îí ñòàíåò èãðàòü êàê ñóìàñøåäøèé, âîçüìèòå ïèñòîëåò è âûñòðåëèòå èì â áàíæî. Â ïàðèêìàõåðñêîé ïîãîâîðèòå ñ ïîñëåäíèì ïèðàòîì è ïîêàæèòå åìó çîëîòîé çóá. Âñå êîìàíäà íàáðàíà! Èäèòå íà ïëÿæ. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ cabana boy è ïîêàæèòå åìó êàðòî÷êó êëóáà. Âîçüìèòå òðè ïîëîòåíöà è íàìî÷èòå èõ â âåäðå äëÿ ëüäà. Èäèòå íàïðàâî. Ïîïðîáóéòå ïðîéòè ïî ïåñêó. Òåïåðü ïîëîæèòå ïîëîòåíöà íà ïåñîê è èäèòå ïî íèì. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ çàãîðàþùèì. Âîçüìèòå êðóæêó ó íåãî ñ æèâîòà. Èäèòå â Puerto Pollo, à òàì èäèòå ê ìàëåíüêîìó, ïèðàòó êîòîðûé ïðîäàåò ëèìîíàä. Çàêàæèòå ó íåãî ëèìîíàäà. Ïîìåíÿéòå ìåñòàìè êðóæêó, êîòîðóþ Âû âçÿëè ó çàãîðàþùåãî íà êðóæêó áåç äíà è çàêàæèòå åùå ëèìîíàäà. Âîçüìèòå ÷àéíèê è èñïîëüçóéòå åãî íà âåäðî ñ êðàñêîé ñïðàâà. Èäèòå íà ïëÿæ è âîçüìèòå ïîëîòåíöå. àìî÷èòå åãî è óäàðüòå èì cabana boy. Âîçüìèòå ìàñëî è èäèòå ê çàãîðàþùåìó. Äàéòå åìó êðóæêó áåç äíà âûëåéòå â íåå êðàñêó. Òåïåðü èñïîëüçóéòå ìàñëî íà êàðòó è âîçüìèòå åå. Èäèòå â Danjer Cove è èñïîëüçóéòå ëîäêó. Ïëûâèòå ê êîðàáëþ è çàáåðèòåñü íà íåãî. Ïèðàòû çàñòàâÿò Âàñ ïðîéòèñü ïî ïëàíêå è êîãäà Âû óïàäåòå, ðàñïèëèòå åå ñ ïîìîùüþ íîæà. Çàáåðèòåñü íà êîðàáëü ñíîâà è ñäåëàéòå, òàì ÷òî-íèáóäü. Èç Âàñ ñäåëàþò öûïëåíêà. Èäèòå â ðåñòîðàí, õîçÿèí óäàðèò Âàñ è Âû îêàæèòåñü â êîòëå. Â èíâåíòîðèè ïðî÷èòàéòå âñå êíèãè è èñïîëüçóéòå ventriloquism book íà LeChimp. Âîçüìèòå êàðòó ñîêðîâèù è ïîêèíüòå êîðàáëü ÷åðåç îêíî çà êîòëîì. Èäèòå â Puerto Pollo è ïîñìîòðèòå íà êàðòó. Èäèòå â òåàòð è ïîäíèìèòåñü íàâåðõ. àæìèòå íà ðû÷àã. Èñïîëüçóéòå chicken grease íà ïóøå÷íûå ÿäðà. Èäèòå íà ñöåíó è èñïîëüçóéòå ëîïàòó. Part 3: Three Sheets to the Wind Ïîéòå ñ ÷ëåíàìè ñâîåé êîìàíäû, ïîêà îíè íå ïðåêðàòÿò. Êîãäà Õàãèñ ñïðîñèò Âàñ îòâåòüå åìó, ÷òî Âû õîòèòå, ÷òîáû îíè Âàì ïîìîãàëè (òàê ëåã÷å). Ãëàâíàÿ çàäà÷à ýòîé ÷àñòè - ïîáåäèòü Captain Rottingham. Äëÿ ýòîãî íóæíî ïðîàïãðýéäèòü îðóæèå äî ìàêñèìóìà è íàó÷èòüñÿ õîðîøî äðàòüñÿ. À äëÿ ýòîãî íóæíî ãðîìèòü äðóãèå êîðàáëè, áîëåå ñëàáûå, è çàáèðàòü ñ íèõ ñîêðîâèùå. Ñàìà áèòâà ñ êîðàáëÿìè êàê áû ñîñòîèò èç äâóõ ÷àñòåé. Ïåðâàÿ - ýòî íåïîñðåäñòâåííî áèòâà ñ êîðàáëÿìè, òóò ïðîáëåì âîçíèêàòü íå äîëæíî ò.ê. âñå ïðîñòî. ×òîáû äâèãàòüñÿ ëåâàÿ êíîïêà ìûøè, ÷òîáû ñòðåëÿòü ïðàâàÿ. Âòîðàÿ ÷àñòü - ýòî äóýëü íà øïàãàõ. Çäåñü Âû äîëæíû ïåðåêèäûâàòüñÿ ôðàçàìè. Ãàéáðàø âíà÷àëå çíàåò î÷åíü ìàëî ôðàç, íî âî âðåìÿ äóýëè îí ó÷èòñÿ äðóãèì. Òàê ÷òî çàïîìèíàéòå ôðàçû è îòâåòû íà íèõ è ïðàêòèêóéòåñü ïîáîëüøå. ×òîáû àïãðýéäèòü îðóæèå - íóæíî ïðèïëûòü â Puerto Pollo è êóïèòü åãî ó ìàëåíüêîãî ïèðàòà. Êîãäà Âû êóïèòå ñàìîå ìîùíîå îðóæèå, òî ìîæåòå íàïàäàòü íà Captain Rottingham. Îí íå èñïîëüçóåò ñòàíäàðòíûå ôðàçû, òàê ÷òî Âàì ïðèäåòñÿ ïîäóìàòü, ÷òî îòâå÷àòü íà íèõ. Áîëüøå ÿ íè÷åì ïîìî÷ü íå ìîãó. Óäà÷è. Part 4: The Bartender, the Thieves, his Aunt, and her Lover Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Õàãèñîì îáî âñåì. Âîçüìèòå ñ ïåñêà áóòûëêó. Èäèòå íà êëàäáèùå. Èäèòå âíèç. Âîçüìèòå ìîëîòîê è íîæèê. Âîçüìèòå ñ ñîáàêè íåìíîãî øåðñòè è ó íåå èç ìèñêè êîñòè. Äàéòå èõ åé. Èäèòå â îòåëü è âõîäèòå â áàð. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ ãàäàëêîé è âîçüìèòå ïÿòü êàðò. Âîçüìèòå ñèäåíèå ó îäíîãî èç ñòóëüåâ, êíèãó ðåöåïòîâ è áðîøþðó. Ïðî÷èòàéòå êíèãó ðåöåïòîâ. Èäèòå â êëàäîâêó. Èñïîëüçóéòå íîæèê íà áîëüøóþ ãîëîâêó ñûðà è âîçüìèòå åãî íåìíîæêî. Âîçüìèòå ìàãíèò ñ õîëîäèëüíèêà. Èäèòå íà ïëÿæ. Ïîëîæèòå ñèäåíèå íà êàìíè ïîä äåðåâîì è óäàðüòå ìîëîòêîì äåðåâî. Âîçüìèòå ÿéöî. Èäèòå ê ìåëüíèöå è ñîðâèòå òàì ïåðåö. Èäèòå â áàð. Îòäàéòå áàðìåíó ÿéöî, øåðñòü è ïåðåö. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ íèì îáî âñåì. Çàêàæèòå ó íåãî ãðîãà. Â èíâåíòîðèè èñïîëüçóéòå íîæèê íà Head-B-Clear bottle. Âîçüìèòå áàíêó ñî ñòîéêè. Òåïåðü èñïîëüçóéòå Head-B-Clear bottle íà ãðîã. È âûïåéòå åãî. Òåïåðü Âû â ãðîáó. Èñïîëüçóéòå íîæèê íà ãðîá â êîòîðîì Âû íàõîäèòåñü, à çàòåì íà ãðîáå ïîñðåäèíå. Âîçüìèòå ãâîçäè ñî ñâîåãî ãðîáà. Âîçâðàùàéòåñü â áàð. Ïîäíèìàéòåñü íàâåðõ è èäèòå â çàêðûòóþ êîìíàòó. Èñïîëüçóéòå ìîëîòîê íà ãâîçäü â ñòåíå. Âîçüìèòå åãî ñ äðóãîé ñòîðîíû ñòåíû. Èäèòå â ñïàëüíþ. Îïóñòèòå êðîâàòü è ïðèáåéòå åå ÂÑÅÌÈ ãâîçäÿìè. Âîçüìèòå êíèãó ó ñêåëåòà è ïðî÷èòàéòå åå. Ñïóñêàéòåñü âíèç. Ïîãîâîðèòå îïÿòü ñ áàðìåíîì îáî âñåì. Çàêàæèòå ó íåãî íàïèòîê ñ çîíòèêîì, à çàòåì îïÿòü ãðîã. Èñïîëüçóéòå íà íåãî Head-B-Clear bottle è âûïåéòå ãðîã. Òåïåðü Âû â äðóãîé ãðîáíèöå. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ ïðèâåäåíèåì. Èäèòå íàëåâî è âîçüìèòå ñ ãðîáà ôîìêó. à Âàñ äîëæåí óïàñòü ÷åðåïîê - âîçüìèòå è åãî. Ïîñìîòðèòå íà òðåùèíó â ñòåíå è ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Ìîðòîì. Èñïîëüçóéòå ðóêó ñêåëåòà íà ëàìïó. Ïîëîæèòå ëàìïó íà coffin lid, à çàòåì èñïîëüçóéòå ÷åðåïîê íà ëàìïó. Âûõîäèòå èç ñêëåïà. Èäèòå â ïåðâûé ñêëåï è ïîãîâîðèòå ñî Ñòýíîì. Äàéòå åìó çîëîòîé çóá. Èäèòå â áàð, à çàòåì â êëàäîâêó. Âîçüìèòå òàì çàâåùàíèå. Âûõîäèòå èç êëàäîâêè è ïîäíèìàéòåñü íàâåðõ. Èäèòå â ñïàëüíþ. Èñïîëüçóéòå ôîìêó íà òðåùèíó â ñòåíå, à çàòåì íà êðîâàòü. Âîçüìèòå îïðàâó êîëüöà. Èäèòå ê Ñòýíó è îòäàéòå åìó çàâåùàíèå. Èäèòå â äåðåâíþ. Âîçüìèòå òàì block of tofu, auger è êðóæêó. Èäèòå ââåðõ è ïîãîâîðèòå ñ ëèìîííîãîëîâûì îáî âñåì. Â èíâåíòîðèè èñïîëüçóéòå auger íà block of tofu è îäåíüòå íà ñåáÿ ýòó ìàñêó. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ ëèìîííîãîëîâûì ñíîâà. Áðîñüòå â âóëêàí íåìíîãî ñûðà. Èäèòå â îòåëü. Áðîñüòå îñòàâøèéñÿ ñûð â êîòåë è Õàãèñ ðàçðåøèò âçÿòü Âàì æèäêîå ìûëî. Èäèòå ê ìåëüíèöå è âîéäèòå â íåå. àïîëíèòå èç áî÷êè êðóæêó è áàíêó ñàõàðíîé âîäîé. Â èíâåíòîðè èñïîëüçóéòå íîæèê íà êðûøêó èç-ïîä áàíêè. Èäèòå ê Ýëýéí. Ïîëîæèòå áàíêó ñ âîäîé íà ïåíü, è êîãäà ñâåòëÿ÷êè âëåòÿò â íåå, çàêðîéòå áàíêó. Èäèòå ê ìàÿêó. Ïîëîæèòå áàíêó ñî ñâåòëÿ÷êàìè íà òî ìåñòî, ãäå äîëæåí áûòü ôîíàðü. Èäèòå íà ïëÿæ. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ ëîäî÷íèêîì îáî âñåì. Â èíâåíòîðèè ïî÷èòàéòå ýíöèêëîïåäèþ, èñïîëüçóéòå ìàãíèò íà áóëàâêó, íàìàãíè÷åííóþ áóëàâêó íà ïðîáêó è ïðîáêó ñ áóëàâêîé íà ÷àøêó ñ âîäîé. Äàéòå êîìïàñ ëîäî÷íèêó. Âû îêàçàëèñü íà îñòðîâå ÷åðåïà. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ winch operatorîì è ïîïðîñèòå åãî, ÷òîáû îí îïóñòèë Âàñ âíèç. Êîãäà Âû áóäåòå ïàäàòü, ïðîñòî èñïîëüçóéòå çîíòèê. Ñêàæèòå áàíäèòàì, ÷òî ó Âàñ ìíîãî äåíåã è ñîãëàñèòåñü ñûãðàòü ñ íèìè â ïîêåð. Êîãäà Âàì ðàçäàäóò êàðòû, ïîêàæèòå ïÿòü êàðò ãàäàëêè. Èäèòå ê Ýëýéí. Èñïîëüçóéòå ìûëî íà êîëüöî ó Ýëýéí. Â èíâåíòîðèè èñïîëüçóéòå àëìàç ñ îïðàâîé. Îäåíüòå ýòî êîëüöî íà Ýëýéí. Part 5: Kiss of the Spider Monkey Ãîâîðèòå ñ Ëå×àêîì ïîêà îí íå ïðåâðàòèò Âàñ â ðåáåíêà. Îòêðîéòå äâåðü. Ïîãîâîðèòå ñ Dinghy Dog è Âû ìîæåòå âçÿòü ïðèç. Âîçüìèòå ÿêîðü ïîëîæèòå åãî â ïèðîã. Ïîïðîñèòå "êðûñó" âûñòðåëèòü. Èäèòå ÷åðåç âîðîòà, èñïîëüçóéòå äûðêó â ñòåíå è "êðûñà" âûñòðåëèò. Èäèòå ê Dinghy Dog è òîëêàéòå åå íåñêîëüêî ðàç, ïîêà îí Âàñ íå îáëèæåò. Èäèòå ê ïðîäàâöó è çàêàæèòå ó íåãî ìîðîæåíîå. Âîçüìèòå ó íåãî ïåðåö. Â èíâåíòîðèè èñïîëüçóéòå ïèðîæåíîå íà ìîðîæåíîå, ïîïåð÷èòå è ïîëîæèòå øåðñòü. Ñúåøòå ÝÒÎ. Part 6: Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again Âû êàòàåòåñü íà âàãîíåòêå. à ñöåíå ñ âåøàíèåì âîçüìèòå âåðåâêó, íà ñöåíå ñ êîðàáëåì áî÷êó ñ ïîðîõîì, íà ñöåíå ñ êàçíüþ Ãàéáðàøà ìàñëî. à ëåäÿíîé ñöåíå ïîäíèìàéòåñü íàâåðõ â èíâåíòîðèè èñïîëüçóéòå ìàñëî ñ âåðåâêîé, çàòåì ýòî ñ áî÷êîé ñ ïîðîõà. Ïîëîæèòå áîìáó ïîä ëàïó ëåäÿíîé ãîðèëëû è ñïóñêàéòåñü âíèç. Ïîäîæäèòå Ëå×àêà, è êîãäà îí ïîïûòàåòñÿ ñæå÷ü Âàñ, áðîñüòå åìó ïåðåö â ãëàçà. ÂÑÅ!!! Top of page \|

Solution for Curse of Monkey Island, The General important stuff First of all, this game is really great and shouldn't be solved only with this walkthrough. There are a lot of other things to do and explore. The walkthrough just shows the minimal things you have to do in order to finish the game and this could ruin a lot of the fun. When you get to a new place explore everything you can, you'll need it to know the names of the places so you know where to go to with the walkthrough. When it's written to talk to someone, really talk to the character and get as much information as you possibly can. This is also very important because sometimes certain things the characters say, trigger Guybrush to do certain things later and not to mention the valuable information you get out from them. Where it's written "Mega-Monkey" it's meant for the Mega-Monkey mode in the game. If you're playing the easy mode, ignore it. Part 1: The Demise of the Zombie Pirate LeChuck You start your adventure as a prisoner in LeChuck's ship. Talk to the small pirate and find out that it's Wally. Talk to him some more and he gives you some pirate literature, Keep talking to him until starts crying and drops his plastic hook. Get the plastic hook and the ramrod off the wall. Use the cannon and shoot down the skeleton's boats. After you shot down all the boats, open your inventory and combine the plastic hook with the ramrod to get a gaff. Look out the window. Use the gaff on the debris to get the skeleton arm and cutlass. You can also talk to Murray the skull and use the gaff on him if you want. Go back into the room, use the cutlass on the cannon restraint rope, and use the cannon. In the treasure room get the bag and the ring. Use the ring on the porthole and out you go. Part 2: The Curse Gets Worse Get the glowing ember that's on the ground. Travel to the swamp, talk to Murray the skull and get into the wrecked ship. Get the pin from the paper voodoo doll and use the nickels on the gumball machine to get a pack of gum. Mega-Monkey: Also get the paste from the floor. Pull the alligator tongue and talk to the voodoo lady until you she has nothing new to say. You find out that Elaine got stolen and that in order to lift the curse you'll have to sail to Blood Island, and get a huge uncursed diamond ring. She also tells you that you'll need a Map, a crew and a ship in order to get there. Travel to Puerto Pollo and go to the theater backstage door, get the dandruff from the pirate coat and find out that it's actually lice, also get the glove from the coat. Mega-Monkey: To get the dandruff, look at the pirate coat first. To get the glove you have to open the pocket in the pirate coat first. Get the magic wand from the table, and use it on the magic hat, get the book from the hat and look at the book to learn it's a ventriloquism book. Look at the worn travel trunk and look at the Blood Island sticker on it. Go right to the stage and talk to Slappy Cromwell especially about Blood Island. Go out of the theater and go to the barber shop, talk to everyone about everything you can. Get the jawbreaker from the floor. Mega-Monkey: to get the jawbreaker from Cutthroat Bill hit him twice (hand icon on bill) and he'll spit out the jawbreaker. Put the lice on the comb that the barber is using when he puts it down, this will take care of Captain Rottingham and make place for you. Sit on the barber chair and talk to Haggis while he does your hair. Use the handle once and get the paperweight that's on the hairstyling book, this will make Haggis go away so use the handle of the chair until you're high enough to get the scissors, and take it. Travel to the mysterious flowers (it's near the lemonade stand, and the restaurant in Puerto Pollo). Cut the flower with the scissors and Guybrush will learn it's used as a purgative. Now use the scissors with the undergrowth and Guybrush will find himself in Snake Crossing. Guybrush will get eaten by a huge snake now, it doesn't matter what you do. Get all the stuff from inside the snake until there's nothing more to take. Use the ipecac flower on the pancake syrup in your inventory to get syrup of ipecac. Use the ipecac syrup on the snake's head and he'll barf you out. Great... now you're stuck in quicksand. Open up your inventory, and use the paperweight with the helium balloons, now blow the floating balloon (use parrot icon on it) and it should stop right above the branch (eventually...), get a thorn from the thorny plant that's right infront of you and get a hollow reed from the reeds behind you. Combine the thorn and the hollow reed in your inventory and you've just made a world class pee-shooter. Use the pea-shooter on the floating balloon, and you're out of the quicksand. Guybrush will now find a new place, but we will get to it later. Travel to Puerto Pollo and enter the restaurant, now you can enter with the reservation slip you got from the snake. Touch the quiet patron and get the serrated bread knife from his back, also get the club card from between the chicken bones. Mega-Monkey: to get the club card, get a biscuit from the biscuit barrel, open your inventory and eat the biscuit (parrot icon on biscuit), you get maggots. Use the maggots on the gross chicken, and you got the club card. Also get the pie pan and the biscuit cutter. Talk to Captain Blondebeard and learn that he wants something crunchy to chew on so give him the jawbreaker, that will loosen his tooth a bit, now he wants something chewy, so give him the gum. When he blows a bubble, pop it with the pin you got and the gold tooth will fly out of it. Take the gold tooth from the floor. Mega-Monkey: You can't leave the restaurant with the gold tooth so do this... chew some gum (parrot icon), use the gold tooth on the chewed gum, inhale some helium from the helium balloon (parrot icon again) and chew the gum with the gold tooth. The gum will just fly out of the window so exit the restaurant and use the pie pan with the mudpuddle and you got the gold tooth. Get out of the restaurant and go through the pathway near the mysterious door, that's near the theater (you'll should see a red arrow pointing up). You'll find yourself in the caber toss place, walk over to the grassy knoll and use the serrated bread knife on the sawhorse (the rum keg stand thingie...), this will make the rum keg fall and leave a trail of rum, use the ember on a stick on the trail of rum and KABOOM. Suprisingly the blasted log will fall right on the log pile. Go to the barber shop, and talk to Haggis. Accept his offer for a caber toss match and of course you'll win it now with the rubber tree log. You got one crew member, two more to go. Go to Edward Van Helgen in barber shop, and use the glove on him. He'll take you to the caber tossing area for a duel. When he lets you choose your weapon close the lid of the middle pistol's box and choose the banjo. Ok, now you're banjo dueling with Edward. The concept of the duel is very simple, Edward plays a his thing and then a special note, he does that a few times, on your turn you have to repeat the notes that Edward played in the same order. If you get it right, Edward will go crazy with his banjo, so go to the pistols, pick one and shoot his banjo. Now Edward is in your crew and you need only one more crew member, so go to Cutthroat Bill in the barber shop, and show him the gold tooth you got. That's it, you now have a crew, all you need now is a map and a ship. Travel to the cabana and talk to the cabana boy, show him your club card. Before you go in, take three towels and dunk them in the ice bucket. Go to the beach and try to walk on it, Guybrush will burn up so use the wet towels on the hot sand three times quickly before they burn out. Talk to the sunbather, and learn that it's Palido Domingo, Slappy Cromwell's travel agent, and that he's got the map to Blood Island tattooed on his back. Get his mug and leave through the gate. Travel to Puerto Pollo and go to the lemonade stand. Talk to the small pirate and learn about his bottomless mug policy. Order some lemonade and Guybrush will now understand the meaning of the bottomless mug policy. Use the mug in your inventory on the bottomless mug and order some lemonade again. Get the pitcher and fill it up with dye from the dye vat near the lemonade stand. Travel to the cabana and get a towel, dunk it in the ice bucket again and use the wet towel on the cabana boy so he'll go away. Take the cooking oil and go to the beach again (you don't have to do the towel thing again). Give the bottomless mug to Palido and pour the dye into the bottomless mug. Palido will turn over, now use the cooking oil on the map, and then get the map (yuck). Now all you need is to find Elaine and get a ship. Travel to Danjer Cove use the boat. Mega-Monkey: You need to fix the hole in the boat first, so go to the caber toss area in Puerto Pollo and use the biscuit cutter on the second rubber tree. Go back to Danjer Cove, use the paste with the new rubber plug and use the sticky rubber plug with the hole in the boat. Travel to the pirate ship and board it. The pirates will make you walk the plank so cut it when you're on the rowboat again with the serrated bread knife. Climb the ship again, do something, and this time you'll be tarred and feathered. So now your back on shore and you look like a big chicken. Travel to the restaurant and Captain Blondebeard will eventually hit you in the head and you'll be taken to the monkey ship. When you're in the chicken bucket look at the book in your inventory if you hadn't done so by now, and learn that it's a ventriloquism book. Use the ventriloquism book on LeChimp. Get the treasure map and get out of the ship by opening the porthole behind the chicken bucket. Travel to Puerto Pollo and look at the treasure map. Go to the theater backstage and walk up the stairs, pull the handle in the control panel and you'll find the X. Mega-Monkey: At the control panel you'll have to follow the instructions in the treasure map to find the X, for example when it says NorthWest you have to push the NorthWest button. Follow all the instructions and you should find the X on the grave on the stage eventually. Use the chicken grease on the cannon balls that are on the old trunk to get Slappy off the stage. Walk right to the stage and use the shovel to dig up Elaine. Part 3: Three Sheets to the Wind Sing along with the crew members until they get tired of it. When Haggis asks you what kind of a captain you are he's actually letting you decide on the difficulty level for the sea battles in this part. If you really want to work and have fun tell him you want full control, if you ask for their help the sea battle will be MUCH easier. Don't worry, if you change your mind later you can always talk to Haggis again and ask him for help, or regain full control of the battles. The goal of this part is to beat Captain Rottingham in sea battle and sword fight, to get back the map to Blood Island. In order to do that you'll have to fight other pirates and upgrade your weapons until your good enough to fight him. Use your navigation chart and meet other ships to fight with. In the beginning go for the really easy ships, if you beat them in sea battle, you'll board the ship and start sword fighting. The sword fighting has the same concept as in Monkey Island 1 only here the insults have to rhyme. In almost every fight you gain some new insults and the witty answer to the insult. You have to remember the answers to the insults and this is how you'll win those fight. Also, sometimes if you don't have a treasure on your ship, you might want to lose an insult on purpose, just to get a new insult from the other guy. Every ship you defeat in the sword fight, you take their treasure. Then you have to go back to Puerto Pollo and upgrade your weapons. The more fearsome the pirates are, the more treasure they have and the better fire power you need to defeat them. After you defeat a ship in sea battle, you don't have to defeat them again, you can just board the ship and sword fight them. You can also fight the same ship a few times after you got their treasure, just for practice, this is very recommended. You gain levels and fight stronger pirates, until you fight Captain Rottingham himself. The Captain doesn't use the same insults as the common pirates use, so you have to think what simple insult answer is appropriate and make sure it rhymes. Good Luck. Part 4: The Bartender, the Thieves, his Aunt, and her Lover Talk to Haggis about everything, especially the lotion. Get the bottle from the shore and bite the cork to open it (use the parrot icon on the bottle). Travel to the cemetery, walk down and get the mallet and chisel. Get some smelly dog hair and the dog treats, give the old dog some dog treats so he'll bite you. Mega-Monkey: There are no dog treats in this mode, so give the old dog the maggoty biscuit so he'll bite you. Travel to the hotel and enter the bar. Talk to Madame Xima, ask for fortune telling and get the five "death" tarot cards also Get the cushion from one of the bar's stools, get the recipe book, and get the brochures. Mega-Monkey: Madame Xima won't give you all the five "death" cards at once, you have to ask her to tell you your fortune five times so you'll have all the five. Read appendix in the recipe book and learn the ingredients for the hangover cure. Go to the door in the bar. Use the chisel on the big wheel of cheese to get some cheese and get the refrigerator magnet from the refrigerator. Travel to beach. Use the cushion on the rocks under the tree and use the mallet on the tree. Travel to the windmill and get the pepper from right near it. Travel to the hotel and enter the bar. Give the egg, pepper and dog hair to the bartender, he'll wake up and give you a hangover remedy. Talk to the bartender about everything you possibly can. Mega-Monkey: Before you order the grog, order a big fruity drink with an umbrella in it to get an umbrella. Order some grog (don't drink it yet). Open your inventory and use the chisel on the Head-B-Clear bottle to open it. Get the jar from the counter. Use the Head-B-Clear bottle on the grog glass and drink up. Oops, you died (remember the warning in the recipe book?). You are now in the tomb, use the chisel with the coffin you're in. Get the coffin nails from the coffin you were in. Use the chisel with the coffin in the middle to let Stan out. Go back to the hotel and enter the bar, go up the stairs and into the closet room. Use the mallet on the nail in the wall and go out. Get the nail from the hall and enter the open bedroom. Mega-Monkey: Also get the portrait that fell with the nail. To unlock the bedroom door use Stan's business card with it and enter the bedroom. Take down the bed and use the coffin nails on it and the nail from the portrait. Get the book from the skeleton and look at it. Go down out of the room and downstairs to the bar. Mega-Monkey: Before you go downstairs to the bar, go to the hall and use the portrait in your inventory on the closet door (from the outside). Use the scissors with the portrait, enter the closet room and look through the porthole. This will make the bartender believe you're a Goodsoup relative. Talk to the bartender about why you haven't been buried with his aunt. Tell him your a member of his family, and finally talk about the Goodsoup family history. order a drink. Use the head-b-gone on it, to die again. Now, you are in the crypt of the Goodsoup family. Talk to the ghost bride about everything. Go to the left of the crypt. Get the crowbar and walk towards the crack. Murray will fall from above, take him. Look through the crack in the wall and talk to Mort. Use the skeleton arm on the lantern and go back to the crypt. Mega-Monkey: To get the lantern, use the paste on the skeleton arm and then use it on the lantern. Use the lantern on the coffin lid, then use Murray with the lantern. Get out of the crypt and into Stan's new place. Talk to stan and ask for an insurance policy. Offer him a gold tooth and he'll give you the insurance policy. Travel to the hotel, enter the bar, go into the storage room. Get the death certificate. Go back into the bar, upstairs. Enter the bedroom, use the crowbar with the boarded hole and then the crowbar with the bed. After the short scene you'll find yourself in the crypt again, so take the engagement band. Travel to Stan's place, ask Stan to cash the insurance policy. Stan will give you a lot of money. Travel to the village. Get the block of tofu, the auger and the measuring cup. Go up, and talk to Lemonhead about everything. Open the inventory and use the auger on the block of tofu to make a tofu mask. Use the tofu mask and go up again. Talk to Lemonhead and you will get in the ceremony. Throw some cheese down the volcano so it will erupt. Go to the hotel and put the cheese in the cooking pot, then take the cooking pot and Haggis let you take the slippery greasy hand lotion. Travel to the windmill. Enter the windmill and use the jar with the barrel to get some sugar water. Mega-Monkey: To enter the windmill use the umbrella on the windmill blades. Open your inventory and use the scissors on the jar lid. Travel to the clearing and use the jar on the stump. When the fireflies are in the jar, use the jar lid with the jar to trap the fireflies. Mega-Monkey: Before you go to the lighthouse you will need a mirror. Go to the bar, take the mirror, put the face that's in your inventory in the mirror frame. Travel to the lighthouse and put the lantern on lantern post. Mega-Monkey: Also put the mirror on the lighthouse mirror. Travel to the beach and talk to the lost welshman you gotta give him a compass. Open the inventory and read the encyclopedia, it explains the concept of a compass. Use the measuring cup with seawater, open inventory, use the refrigerator magnet with pin, use the pin with the cork, and use the pin with the measuring cup. Give the compass to the Lost Welshman and you'll get a ride to Skull Island. Walk to the cliff top and talk to the winch operator. Tell him you want to go down, he'll start lowering you and then drop you. When you fall, quickly use your umbrella (hand icon on umbrella in inventory) and you'll get to the smuggler's cave. Tell them you have a lot of money, and talk to King Andre. Agree to play poker with them for the diamond. While in the game give King Andre the five "death" tarot cards. You'll win the game and get the diamond. You find yourself back on Blood Island. Travel to the clearing where Elaine is. Use the slippery, greasy hand lotion with the cursed diamond ring on Elaine's hand, and take it off. Open your inventory and use the diamond with the engagement band. Use the completed diamond ring on Elaine's ring finger and that's it, you saved Elaine from the curse. But of course in Monkey Island adventures it's never that easy... Part 5: Kiss of the Spider Monkey So... LeChuck's captured you and Elaine. Talk to LeChuck until you get tired and LeChuck puts a curse on you. After they leave open the door, and... oops your a seven year old kid. And not just that, you got a terrible hangover. Talk to Dinghy Dog and ask him to guess your age, he'll let you pick a prize. It doesn't matter what you choose, you'll eventually have to take the anchor. Get the anchor and put it in the meringue pie near the guy in the rat suit. Mega-Monkey: In mega-monkey you have to use the shaving cream with the pie pan to make a fake pie, use the anchor with the fake pie and put it on the pie stack near the rat guy. Go through the gate and use the hole. The guy in the rat suit will shoot a pie and you'll have some meringue. Walk over to Dinghy Dog and push him a few times until he bites you. You get to grab some dog hair while he's at it. Go to the soda jerk and order a plain snow cone also get the pepper mill from the counter. Open up your inventory once again and do the following: combine the meringue pie with the snow cone, put some pepper on the snow cone, put the dog hair on too and eat up. Part 6: Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again Now you're in LeChuck's roller coaster. When you want to get off click on the place just before you get into the screen. In the hanging scene get the rope, in the ship scene get the keg of rum, in the torture scene get the flask of oil from the lantern. Mega-Monkey: To get the flask of oil you have to open the lantern, blow out the fire (parrot icon) and get the flask of oil. In the ice scene open your inventory, use the oil with the rope, and the oily rope with the keg of rum. Go up the screen to the giant snow monkey and put the keg of rum under the snow monkey's arm. Go down the screen and wait for LeChuck to come. When he's about to burn you, use the pepper on him and he'll sneeze fire right on the rope that happens to be connected to the rum keg, that means that it's gonna be one big blast, and the end (yeah, right) of LeChuck and this great adventure. General important stuff First of all, this game is really great and shouldn't be solved only with this walkthrough. There are a lot of other things to do and explore. The walkthrough just shows the minimal things you have to do in order to finish the game and this could ruin a lot of the fun. When you get to a new place explore everything you can, you'll need it to know the names of the places so you know where to go to with the walkthrough. When it's written to talk to someone, really talk to the character and get as much information as you possibly can. This is also very important because sometimes certain things the characters say, trigger Guybrush to do certain things later and not to mention the valuable information you get out from them. Where it's written "Mega-Monkey" it's meant for the Mega-Monkey mode in the game. If you're playing the easy mode, ignore it. Part 1: The Demise of the Zombie Pirate LeChuck You start your adventure as a prisoner in LeChuck's ship. Talk to the small pirate and find out that it's Wally. Talk to him some more and he gives you some pirate literature, Keep talking to him until starts crying and drops his plastic hook. Get the plastic hook and the ramrod off the wall. Use the cannon and shoot down the skeleton's boats. After you shot down all the boats, open your inventory and combine the plastic hook with the ramrod to get a gaff. Look out the window. Use the gaff on the debris to get the skeleton arm and cutlass. You can also talk to Murray the skull and use the gaff on him if you want. Go back into the room, use the cutlass on the cannon restraint rope, and use the cannon. In the treasure room get the bag and the ring. Use the ring on the porthole and out you go. Part 2: The Curse Gets Worse Get the glowing ember that's on the ground. Travel to the swamp, talk to Murray the skull and get into the wrecked ship. Get the pin from the paper voodoo doll and use the nickels on the gumball machine to get a pack of gum. Mega-Monkey: Also get the paste from the floor. Pull the alligator tongue and talk to the voodoo lady until you she has nothing new to say. You find out that Elaine got stolen and that in order to lift the curse you'll have to sail to Blood Island, and get a huge uncursed diamond ring. She also tells you that you'll need a Map, a crew and a ship in order to get there. Travel to Puerto Pollo and go to the theater backstage door, get the dandruff from the pirate coat and find out that it's actually lice, also get the glove from the coat. Mega-Monkey: To get the dandruff, look at the pirate coat first. To get the glove you have to open the pocket in the pirate coat first. Get the magic wand from the table, and use it on the magic hat, get the book from the hat and look at the book to learn it's a ventriloquism book. Look at the worn travel trunk and look at the Blood Island sticker on it. Go right to the stage and talk to Slappy Cromwell especially about Blood Island. Go out of the theater and go to the barber shop, talk to everyone about everything you can. Get the jawbreaker from the floor. Mega-Monkey: to get the jawbreaker from Cutthroat Bill hit him twice (hand icon on bill) and he'll spit out the jawbreaker. Put the lice on the comb that the barber is using when he puts it down, this will take care of Captain Rottingham and make place for you. Sit on the barber chair and talk to Haggis while he does your hair. Use the handle once and get the paperweight that's on the hairstyling book, this will make Haggis go away so use the handle of the chair until you're high enough to get the scissors, and take it. Travel to the mysterious flowers (it's near the lemonade stand, and the restaurant in Puerto Pollo). Cut the flower with the scissors and Guybrush will learn it's used as a purgative. Now use the scissors with the undergrowth and Guybrush will find himself in Snake Crossing. Guybrush will get eaten by a huge snake now, it doesn't matter what you do. Get all the stuff from inside the snake until there's nothing more to take. Use the ipecac flower on the pancake syrup in your inventory to get syrup of ipecac. Use the ipecac syrup on the snake's head and he'll barf you out. Great... now you're stuck in quicksand. Open up your inventory, and use the paperweight with the helium balloons, now blow the floating balloon (use parrot icon on it) and it should stop right above the branch (eventually...), get a thorn from the thorny plant that's right infront of you and get a hollow reed from the reeds behind you. Combine the thorn and the hollow reed in your inventory and you've just made a world class pee-shooter. Use the pea-shooter on the floating balloon, and you're out of the quicksand. Guybrush will now find a new place, but we will get to it later. Travel to Puerto Pollo and enter the restaurant, now you can enter with the reservation slip you got from the snake. Touch the quiet patron and get the serrated bread knife from his back, also get the club card from between the chicken bones. Mega-Monkey: to get the club card, get a biscuit from the biscuit barrel, open your inventory and eat the biscuit (parrot icon on biscuit), you get maggots. Use the maggots on the gross chicken, and you got the club card. Also get the pie pan and the biscuit cutter. Talk to Captain Blondebeard and learn that he wants something crunchy to chew on so give him the jawbreaker, that will loosen his tooth a bit, now he wants something chewy, so give him the gum. When he blows a bubble, pop it with the pin you got and the gold tooth will fly out of it. Take the gold tooth from the floor. Mega-Monkey: You can't leave the restaurant with the gold tooth so do this... chew some gum (parrot icon), use the gold tooth on the chewed gum, inhale some helium from the helium balloon (parrot icon again) and chew the gum with the gold tooth. The gum will just fly out of the window so exit the restaurant and use the pie pan with the mudpuddle and you got the gold tooth. Get out of the restaurant and go through the pathway near the mysterious door, that's near the theater (you'll should see a red arrow pointing up). You'll find yourself in the caber toss place, walk over to the grassy knoll and use the serrated bread knife on the sawhorse (the rum keg stand thingie...), this will make the rum keg fall and leave a trail of rum, use the ember on a stick on the trail of rum and KABOOM. Suprisingly the blasted log will fall right on the log pile. Go to the barber shop, and talk to Haggis. Accept his offer for a caber toss match and of course you'll win it now with the rubber tree log. You got one crew member, two more to go. Go to Edward Van Helgen in barber shop, and use the glove on him. He'll take you to the caber tossing area for a duel. When he lets you choose your weapon close the lid of the middle pistol's box and choose the banjo. Ok, now you're banjo dueling with Edward. The concept of the duel is very simple, Edward plays a his thing and then a special note, he does that a few times, on your turn you have to repeat the notes that Edward played in the same order. If you get it right, Edward will go crazy with his banjo, so go to the pistols, pick one and shoot his banjo. Now Edward is in your crew and you need only one more crew member, so go to Cutthroat Bill in the barber shop, and show him the gold tooth you got. That's it, you now have a crew, all you need now is a map and a ship. Travel to the cabana and talk to the cabana boy, show him your club card. Before you go in, take three towels and dunk them in the ice bucket. Go to the beach and try to walk on it, Guybrush will burn up so use the wet towels on the hot sand three times quickly before they burn out. Talk to the sunbather, and learn that it's Palido Domingo, Slappy Cromwell's travel agent, and that he's got the map to Blood Island tattooed on his back. Get his mug and leave through the gate. Travel to Puerto Pollo and go to the lemonade stand. Talk to the small pirate and learn about his bottomless mug policy. Order some lemonade and Guybrush will now understand the meaning of the bottomless mug policy. Use the mug in your inventory on the bottomless mug and order some lemonade again. Get the pitcher and fill it up with dye from the dye vat near the lemonade stand. Travel to the cabana and get a towel, dunk it in the ice bucket again and use the wet towel on the cabana boy so he'll go away. Take the cooking oil and go to the beach again (you don't have to do the towel thing again). Give the bottomless mug to Palido and pour the dye into the bottomless mug. Palido will turn over, now use the cooking oil on the map, and then get the map (yuck). Now all you need is to find Elaine and get a ship. Travel to Danjer Cove use the boat. Mega-Monkey: You need to fix the hole in the boat first, so go to the caber toss area in Puerto Pollo and use the biscuit cutter on the second rubber tree. Go back to Danjer Cove, use the paste with the new rubber plug and use the sticky rubber plug with the hole in the boat. Travel to the pirate ship and board it. The pirates will make you walk the plank so cut it when you're on the rowboat again with the serrated bread knife. Climb the ship again, do something, and this time you'll be tarred and feathered. So now your back on shore and you look like a big chicken. Travel to the restaurant and Captain Blondebeard will eventually hit you in the head and you'll be taken to the monkey ship. When you're in the chicken bucket look at the book in your inventory if you hadn't done so by now, and learn that it's a ventriloquism book. Use the ventriloquism book on LeChimp. Get the treasure map and get out of the ship by opening the porthole behind the chicken bucket. Travel to Puerto Pollo and look at the treasure map. Go to the theater backstage and walk up the stairs, pull the handle in the control panel and you'll find the X. Mega-Monkey: At the control panel you'll have to follow the instructions in the treasure map to find the X, for example when it says NorthWest you have to push the NorthWest button. Follow all the instructions and you should find the X on the grave on the stage eventually. Use the chicken grease on the cannon balls that are on the old trunk to get Slappy off the stage. Walk right to the stage and use the shovel to dig up Elaine. Part 3: Three Sheets to the Wind Sing along with the crew members until they get tired of it. When Haggis asks you what kind of a captain you are he's actually letting you decide on the difficulty level for the sea battles in this part. If you really want to work and have fun tell him you want full control, if you ask for their help the sea battle will be MUCH easier. Don't worry, if you change your mind later you can always talk to Haggis again and ask him for help, or regain full control of the battles. The goal of this part is to beat Captain Rottingham in sea battle and sword fight, to get back the map to Blood Island. In order to do that you'll have to fight other pirates and upgrade your weapons until your good enough to fight him. Use your navigation chart and meet other ships to fight with. In the beginning go for the really easy ships, if you beat them in sea battle, you'll board the ship and start sword fighting. The sword fighting has the same concept as in Monkey Island 1 only here the insults have to rhyme. In almost every fight you gain some new insults and the witty answer to the insult. You have to remember the answers to the insults and this is how you'll win those fight. Also, sometimes if you don't have a treasure on your ship, you might want to lose an insult on purpose, just to get a new insult from the other guy. Every ship you defeat in the sword fight, you take their treasure. Then you have to go back to Puerto Pollo and upgrade your weapons. The more fearsome the pirates are, the more treasure they have and the better fire power you need to defeat them. After you defeat a ship in sea battle, you don't have to defeat them again, you can just board the ship and sword fight them. You can also fight the same ship a few times after you got their treasure, just for practice, this is very recommended. You gain levels and fight stronger pirates, until you fight Captain Rottingham himself. The Captain doesn't use the same insults as the common pirates use, so you have to think what simple insult answer is appropriate and make sure it rhymes. Good Luck. Part 4: The Bartender, the Thieves, his Aunt, and her Lover Talk to Haggis about everything, especially the lotion. Get the bottle from the shore and bite the cork to open it (use the parrot icon on the bottle). Travel to the cemetery, walk down and get the mallet and chisel. Get some smelly dog hair and the dog treats, give the old dog some dog treats so he'll bite you. Mega-Monkey: There are no dog treats in this mode, so give the old dog the maggoty biscuit so he'll bite you. Travel to the hotel and enter the bar. Talk to Madame Xima, ask for fortune telling and get the five "death" tarot cards also Get the cushion from one of the bar's stools, get the recipe book, and get the brochures. Mega-Monkey: Madame Xima won't give you all the five "death" cards at once, you have to ask her to tell you your fortune five times so you'll have all the five. Read appendix in the recipe book and learn the ingredients for the hangover cure. Go to the door in the bar. Use the chisel on the big wheel of cheese to get some cheese and get the refrigerator magnet from the refrigerator. Travel to beach. Use the cushion on the rocks under the tree and use the mallet on the tree. Travel to the windmill and get the pepper from right near it. Travel to the hotel and enter the bar. Give the egg, pepper and dog hair to the bartender, he'll wake up and give you a hangover remedy. Talk to the bartender about everything you possibly can. Mega-Monkey: Before you order the grog, order a big fruity drink with an umbrella in it to get an umbrella. Order some grog (don't drink it yet). Open your inventory and use the chisel on the Head-B-Clear bottle to open it. Get the jar from the counter. Use the Head-B-Clear bottle on the grog glass and drink up. Oops, you died (remember the warning in the recipe book?). You are now in the tomb, use the chisel with the coffin you're in. Get the coffin nails from the coffin you were in. Use the chisel with the coffin in the middle to let Stan out. Go back to the hotel and enter the bar, go up the stairs and into the closet room. Use the mallet on the nail in the wall and go out. Get the nail from the hall and enter the open bedroom. Mega-Monkey: Also get the portrait that fell with the nail. To unlock the bedroom door use Stan's business card with it and enter the bedroom. Take down the bed and use the coffin nails on it and the nail from the portrait. Get the book from the skeleton and look at it. Go down out of the room and downstairs to the bar. Mega-Monkey: Before you go downstairs to the bar, go to the hall and use the portrait in your inventory on the closet door (from the outside). Use the scissors with the portrait, enter the closet room and look through the porthole. This will make the bartender believe you're a Goodsoup relative. Talk to the bartender about why you haven't been buried with his aunt. Tell him your a member of his family, and finally talk about the Goodsoup family history. order a drink. Use the head-b-gone on it, to die again. Now, you are in the crypt of the Goodsoup family. Talk to the ghost bride about everything. Go to the left of the crypt. Get the crowbar and walk towards the crack. Murray will fall from above, take him. Look through the crack in the wall and talk to Mort. Use the skeleton arm on the lantern and go back to the crypt. Mega-Monkey: To get the lantern, use the paste on the skeleton arm and then use it on the lantern. Use the lantern on the coffin lid, then use Murray with the lantern. Get out of the crypt and into Stan's new place. Talk to stan and ask for an insurance policy. Offer him a gold tooth and he'll give you the insurance policy. Travel to the hotel, enter the bar, go into the storage room. Get the death certificate. Go back into the bar, upstairs. Enter the bedroom, use the crowbar with the boarded hole and then the crowbar with the bed. After the short scene you'll find yourself in the crypt again, so take the engagement band. Travel to Stan's place, ask Stan to cash the insurance policy. Stan will give you a lot of money. Travel to the village. Get the block of tofu, the auger and the measuring cup. Go up, and talk to Lemonhead about everything. Open the inventory and use the auger on the block of tofu to make a tofu mask. Use the tofu mask and go up again. Talk to Lemonhead and you will get in the ceremony. Throw some cheese down the volcano so it will erupt. Go to the hotel and put the cheese in the cooking pot, then take the cooking pot and Haggis let you take the slippery greasy hand lotion. Travel to the windmill. Enter the windmill and use the jar with the barrel to get some sugar water. Mega-Monkey: To enter the windmill use the umbrella on the windmill blades. Open your inventory and use the scissors on the jar lid. Travel to the clearing and use the jar on the stump. When the fireflies are in the jar, use the jar lid with the jar to trap the fireflies. Mega-Monkey: Before you go to the lighthouse you will need a mirror. Go to the bar, take the mirror, put the face that's in your inventory in the mirror frame. Travel to the lighthouse and put the lantern on lantern post. Mega-Monkey: Also put the mirror on the lighthouse mirror. Travel to the beach and talk to the lost welshman you gotta give him a compass. Open the inventory and read the encyclopedia, it explains the concept of a compass. Use the measuring cup with seawater, open inventory, use the refrigerator magnet with pin, use the pin with the cork, and use the pin with the measuring cup. Give the compass to the Lost Welshman and you'll get a ride to Skull Island. Walk to the cliff top and talk to the winch operator. Tell him you want to go down, he'll start lowering you and then drop you. When you fall, quickly use your umbrella (hand icon on umbrella in inventory) and you'll get to the smuggler's cave. Tell them you have a lot of money, and talk to King Andre. Agree to play poker with them for the diamond. While in the game give King Andre the five "death" tarot cards. You'll win the game and get the diamond. You find yourself back on Blood Island. Travel to the clearing where Elaine is. Use the slippery, greasy hand lotion with the cursed diamond ring on Elaine's hand, and take it off. Open your inventory and use the diamond with the engagement band. Use the completed diamond ring on Elaine's ring finger and that's it, you saved Elaine from the curse. But of course in Monkey Island adventures it's never that easy... Part 5: Kiss of the Spider Monkey So... LeChuck's captured you and Elaine. Talk to LeChuck until you get tired and LeChuck puts a curse on you. After they leave open the door, and... oops your a seven year old kid. And not just that, you got a terrible hangover. Talk to Dinghy Dog and ask him to guess your age, he'll let you pick a prize. It doesn't matter what you choose, you'll eventually have to take the anchor. Get the anchor and put it in the meringue pie near the guy in the rat suit. Mega-Monkey: In mega-monkey you have to use the shaving cream with the pie pan to make a fake pie, use the anchor with the fake pie and put it on the pie stack near the rat guy. Go through the gate and use the hole. The guy in the rat suit will shoot a pie and you'll have some meringue. Walk over to Dinghy Dog and push him a few times until he bites you. You get to grab some dog hair while he's at it. Go to the soda jerk and order a plain snow cone also get the pepper mill from the counter. Open up your inventory once again and do the following: combine the meringue pie with the snow cone, put some pepper on the snow cone, put the dog hair on too and eat up. Part 6: Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again Now you're in LeChuck's roller coaster. When you want to get off click on the place just before you get into the screen. In the hanging scene get the rope, in the ship scene get the keg of rum, in the torture scene get the flask of oil from the lantern. Mega-Monkey: To get the flask of oil you have to open the lantern, blow out the fire (parrot icon) and get the flask of oil. In the ice scene open your inventory, use the oil with the rope, and the oily rope with the keg of rum. Go up the screen to the giant snow monkey and put the keg of rum under the snow monkey's arm. Go down the screen and wait for LeChuck to come. When he's about to burn you, use the pepper on him and he'll sneeze fire right on the rope that happens to be connected to the rum keg, that means that it's gonna be one big blast, and the end (yeah, right) of LeChuck and this great adventure. Top of page \|

Solution #2 for Curse of Monkey Island, The The Curse of Monkey Island is one of the best adventure games I have played yet. I have written it up in hard mode, so if you want the easy mode, you just have to skip certain bits. If you have any problems, Email me at Lardpig@hotmail.com . Please note that I have kept this solution to a minimum, and if you do exactly what it says, you will miss out on a lot of funny parts. Remember to talk to everybody. Disk 1 Part I: The demise of the zombie pirate LeChuck You can get this section from the manual, but I have included it anyway. After the opening sequence, take the ramrod from the back wall. Then, talk to the pirate. Keep talking until he starts crying, and when he does, take his hook. Use the hook with the ramrod. Use the cannon, and shoot all the boats with skeletons